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HCM
08-28-2021, 03:10 AM
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Tennessee man amputates his own ‘member’ and throws it out car window during pursuit


A Tennessee man was seriously injured after he amputated his own member and threw it out the window as he led police on a pursuit.
The incident, which took place on Wednesday morning, involved 39-year-old Tyson Gilbert, who was approached by Trooper Bobby Johnson of the Tennessee Highway Patrol.
Johnson had noticed Gilbert’s car moving along Highway 70 near Dowelltown, but was not prepared for the sight he encountered upon reaching the driver’s side door.
“When I pulled up behind him and turned my lights on he took off and refused to stop. He was all over the road the whole time. He turned off on Old Liberty Road and came to a stop. He opened his door. He was naked and covered in blood. He then shut his door and kept driving,” said Trooper Johnson.

It’s not clear whether he severed and tossed his ‘member’ out of the window before or during the chase.
Eventually, Gilbert was stopped- but not after significant effort from multiple agencies.
“The Alexandria Police Department spiked him (put down spike strips) on Highway 70 as he was going through Alexandria. He kept traveling westbound into Wilson County. The THP spiked him in Watertown but he continued westbound. We finally were able to box him in and got him stopped on Highway 70 right before the Interstate at I-40 and took him in custody. He was then transported to Vanderbilt Hospital,” said Trooper Johnson.

According to WJLE, Gilbert said he heard voices on his car radio telling him to commit the act in order to save the world.

HeavyDuty
08-28-2021, 05:50 AM
Damn - if I had only known that’s all it would take.

kwb377
08-28-2021, 07:04 AM
"G110, we're still westbound on 70, approaching I-40. Subject just threw a...uh...dick out the window."

MGW
08-28-2021, 07:17 AM
That’s ridiculous. What a bone head. He should have just limped home.

lwt16
08-28-2021, 07:36 AM
Gonna be hard to beat that story.

Caballoflaco
08-28-2021, 07:59 AM
"G110, we're still westbound on 70, approaching I-40. Subject just threw a...uh...dick out the window."

76398

blues
08-28-2021, 08:08 AM
Classic dick move.

JohnO
08-28-2021, 08:37 AM
https://i.imgflip.com/307iot.jpg

Cory
08-28-2021, 08:40 AM
There is a segment on the local radio here called Florida or Not Florida. They tell crazy stories from the news, and a caller has to guess if it was Florida, or not Florida.

I would have absolutely sworn this had to be Florida.

Totem Polar
08-28-2021, 08:53 AM
No offense to anyone else, but I’m pretty sure I would have just let the world burn, myself.

Navin Johnson
08-28-2021, 08:54 AM
That's ridiculous.

LOKNLOD
08-28-2021, 10:00 AM
That's ridiculous.

Not as rediculous as the surgery to fix it.

45dotACP
08-28-2021, 10:05 AM
Are we just leaving alone the fact that "Trooper Johnson" made this arrest?

I can't imagine that poor bastard will ever live this story down.

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blues
08-28-2021, 10:08 AM
Are we just leaving alone the fact that "Trooper Johnson" made this arrest?

I can't imagine that poor bastard will ever live this story down.

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Always on the lookout for the opportunity to snip crime in the bud.

coldcase1984
08-28-2021, 10:23 AM
Haven't watched Nashville TV news voluntarily in more than a year due to its All Covid All the Time policy; thanks for posting this.

Sent my former cold case wingman the link; and found out he went to high school with this guy in Cookeville and he was a good kid that morphed into a local loser over the past two decades...

beenalongtime
08-28-2021, 11:09 AM
Just nuts!

blues
08-28-2021, 11:10 AM
Just nuts!

He could have had a ball if he had just planned ahead.

45dotACP
08-28-2021, 11:15 AM
Always on the lookout for the opportunity to snip crime in the bud.Maybe they'll erect a statue in honor of this collar.

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blues
08-28-2021, 11:18 AM
Maybe they'll erect a statue in honor of this collar.

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If only his name had been "Dick Hertz"...

beenalongtime
08-28-2021, 11:53 AM
Was he wearing a Star Wars shirt......

The Phantom Member?

blues
08-28-2021, 11:56 AM
Don't know his race, but either way, no one will be calling him "peckerwood".

lwt16
08-28-2021, 03:44 PM
Cited for going around half cocked.

farscott
08-28-2021, 04:04 PM
Cocky, he was. Decocked, he is.

I guess decocking your gun has an all-new meaning.

WobblyPossum
08-28-2021, 05:41 PM
Cited for going around half cocked.

He started cocked. He’s half cocked now.

45dotACP
08-28-2021, 06:22 PM
Taint a laughing matter to have your membership revoked.

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Lex Luthier
08-28-2021, 06:33 PM
This is my rifle, this is my pun...

Hot Sauce
08-28-2021, 08:50 PM
According to WJLE, Gilbert said he heard voices on his car radio telling him to commit the act in order to save the world.

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/62111636/come-and-take-it.jpg

tjmitchem
08-28-2021, 11:19 PM
Hmm. If he removed his ability to procreate, then he's up for a Darwin Award.

Sounds about right to me.

GearFondler
08-28-2021, 11:46 PM
I never seen a worse violation of the penal code.

Archer1440
08-28-2021, 11:51 PM
So many LOLs. Trooper Bob Johnson, among the most outstanding.

MistWolf
08-29-2021, 02:24 PM
Are we just leaving alone the fact that "Trooper Johnson" made this arrest?

The perp would have heckled the officer at the time of arrest, but he didn’t have the balls.

willie
08-29-2021, 07:23 PM
Taint a laughing matter to have your membership revoked.

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In the car behind him, the driver said to his passenger,"Damn, did you see that bug on the windshield!"

beenalongtime
08-29-2021, 08:19 PM
In the car behind him, the driver said to his passenger,"Damn, that dick cut me off"

FIFY

MistWolf
08-31-2021, 01:10 PM
It's one thing when a dick cuts you off, but it takes road rage to a whole new level when the dick cuts himself off.

BobLoblaw
08-31-2021, 01:22 PM
For those who like to sling cock, we salute you.