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LittleLebowski
05-23-2021, 02:05 PM
https://discussingfilm.net/2021/05/21/amber-midthunder-cast-in-lead-role-of-new-predator-film-exclusive/


"This new Predator film is set to follow a Comanche woman who goes against the gender norms and traditions of her tribe to become a warrior."

https://i.imgur.com/jJmiG2h.gif

Totem Polar
05-23-2021, 02:08 PM
https://discussingfilm.net/2021/05/21/amber-midthunder-cast-in-lead-role-of-new-predator-film-exclusive/




https://i.imgur.com/jJmiG2h.gif

Straight up: I don’t know whether to ask you to join me in some shots of high west rye, or just ask you to put a bullet in my head.

:D

Judas H Priest on a rainbow colored pogo stick.

Caballoflaco
05-23-2021, 02:49 PM
"This new Predator film is set to follow a Comanche woman who goes against the gender norms and traditions of her tribe to become a warrior."

There’s an “I ain’t got time to bleed” joke in that.

Which makes me think that Jesse Ventura might have had a successful side gig marketing women’s hygiene products.

Clusterfrack
05-23-2021, 02:50 PM
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randyho
05-23-2021, 03:10 PM
I'm not... no. wtf. blurp... naw... nope. ghostbusters reimagined... no

blues
05-23-2021, 03:17 PM
Maybe it was really Genderator or Pretenderator...

In any case, it'll probably belong in the incinerator.


(Of course I'm joking...I would never make such harsh unwoke statements otherwise. Is humor still permitted?)

Guerrero
05-23-2021, 03:17 PM
I could see this if she's trained by the Predators then dons the Predator armor/weapons in order to lay waste to the local Cavalry fort (in order to combat White Supremecy).

Actually, now that I type that, it would be silly.

cheby
05-23-2021, 03:29 PM
Well they are going to fuck up this one too... That is why I haven't had a TV cable for the last 15 years.

Joe in PNG
05-23-2021, 03:32 PM
So white Hollywood is culturally appropriating and disrespecting Native American culture now, by making them the evil, woman-hating patriarchy?

Once again, the more Woke someone gets, the more racist they are.

Dave Williams
05-23-2021, 03:42 PM
Clown world.

Savage Hands
05-23-2021, 03:44 PM
https://media.tenor.com/images/836f47aede5a1ccba495a988e2c4fd1a/tenor.gif

(yes I know this is an Italian guy lol)

beenalongtime
05-23-2021, 03:46 PM
Female predator or are they not needing to be "woke" as well?

JohnO
05-23-2021, 03:52 PM
Once again, the more Woke someone gets, the more racist they are.

https://twitter.com/TreeofKnowled14/status/1396248365529112581?fbclid=IwAR2kRQ6-vL-4IhlVQnnhbtVkVAUD8PhJDpQFgLj7aEwvHIDto3wWrdLgl6s

Balisong
05-23-2021, 04:37 PM
There’s an “I ain’t got time to bleed” joke in that.

Which makes me think that Jesse Ventura might have had a successful side gig marketing women’s hygiene products.

Don't forget "if it bleeds, we can kill it."

olstyn
05-23-2021, 04:44 PM
It's not as though the original was a cinematic masterpiece or anything, but in addition to all of the disrespectfully woke stuff already mentioned, this idea is just straight-up silly. Clown world indeed.

Guerrero
05-23-2021, 05:02 PM
It's not as though the original was a cinematic masterpiece or anything

Bite your tongue!

"Get to da choppah!"

Joe S
05-23-2021, 05:20 PM
When I was a young man, I read a series of novels in the Predator universe that featured a human woman of Japanese-American descent who first hunts with, and then against the Predators. I remember at the time enjoying them as a fluff read.

Found it: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Alien_vs._Predator_novels

Erik
05-23-2021, 05:39 PM
https://media.tenor.com/images/836f47aede5a1ccba495a988e2c4fd1a/tenor.gif

(yes I know this is an Italian guy lol)

Wait. What??? Well there goes another little piece of my childhood.

Zincwarrior
05-23-2021, 06:01 PM
Comanche raiders vs Predator would be cool. This doesn't sound cool.

Savage Hands
05-23-2021, 06:15 PM
Wait. What??? Well there goes another little piece of my childhood.

Iron Eyes Fraudy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Eyes_Cody

Balisong
05-23-2021, 06:18 PM
Iron Eyes Fraudy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Eyes_Cody

I only found that out a year or two ago. Quite the mind job isn't it?

blues
05-23-2021, 06:25 PM
I only found that out a year or two ago. Quite the mind job isn't it?

How do you think I felt when I found out that George Washington was black?


https://ca-times.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/6f36ce1/2147483647/strip/true/crop/2048x1152+0+0/resize/840x473!/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fcalifornia-times-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fd4%2Fd6%2Fe1df712dcd 3bb47713b0bd20c8f8%2Fsd-1517005675-3rt12gmgsl-snap-image

Savage Hands
05-23-2021, 06:25 PM
I only found that out a year or two ago. Quite the mind job isn't it?


I only found out more recently as well haha. I’m actually surprised at how many roles he was in over his career since most were well before I was born.

luckyman
05-23-2021, 06:29 PM
How do you think I felt when I found out that George Washington was black?


https://ca-times.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/6f36ce1/2147483647/strip/true/crop/2048x1152+0+0/resize/840x473!/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fcalifornia-times-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fd4%2Fd6%2Fe1df712dcd 3bb47713b0bd20c8f8%2Fsd-1517005675-3rt12gmgsl-snap-image

I actually saw that in London of all places and really enjoyed it; especially the digs at the British [emoji1]

Balisong
05-23-2021, 06:44 PM
I only found out more recently as well haha. I’m actually surprised at how many roles he was in over his career since most were well before I was born.

I was a huge fan of Ernest Goes to Camp when I was a kid, so that was my main association with him, but I also was familiar with the litter commercial.

vcdgrips
05-23-2021, 07:08 PM
Blues
One guy was a lying sack o crap.

Black GW was simply creative license taken by a playwright/composer at considerable financial risk.

The only thing in common between the two is both Lin Manuel Miranda and the Fake Indian Guy presumably made money off of their “creativity.”

Bio
05-23-2021, 07:16 PM
I actually saw that in London of all places and really enjoyed it; especially the digs at the British [emoji1]

I have issues with "Hamilton" for various reasons, but you gotta love how unabashedly pro-American it is. Seeing it in London would be a hoot.

Trooper224
05-23-2021, 07:20 PM
Hey, maybe Billy had a daughter.
https://i.redd.it/ysamjst0o2w41.jpg

blues
05-23-2021, 07:28 PM
Blues
One guy was a lying sack o crap.

Black GW was simply creative license taken by a playwright/composer at considerable financial risk.

The only thing in common between the two is both Lin Manuel Miranda and the Fake Indian Guy presumably made money off of their “creativity.”

You're taking my remark, (which was intended to be humorous), and making something out of it that wasn't intended.

One of my favorite books was "Les Miserables". I wasn't offended by a black man playing Javert in a recent production I watched.

I was merely playing off the surprise by the crying Indian being played by an Italian American. (At least he was more realistic than many of the "Indians" of the cowboy movies from the 40's through 60's.)

blues
05-23-2021, 07:41 PM
This Ukrainian-American "Indian" for example...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ehVEbUZQNxQ/VgJ6PqgVwnI/AAAAAAAAQDQ/ctfdK2fesjc/s1600/Palance.jpg

Paul D
05-23-2021, 07:55 PM
If it is set in the Old West with Gatling guns, dynamite, awesome horsemanship, and tomahawks...I'll consider it.

Balisong
05-23-2021, 09:07 PM
This Ukrainian-American "Indian" for example...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ehVEbUZQNxQ/VgJ6PqgVwnI/AAAAAAAAQDQ/ctfdK2fesjc/s1600/Palance.jpg

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WobblyPossum
05-23-2021, 09:11 PM
If it’s set in the present day, I’ll pass. If it takes place in the old west and the predators have to stick to primitive weapons because the humans they’re hunting don’t have anything more advanced than lever actions and single action revolvers, I’m down.

Darth_Uno
05-23-2021, 09:17 PM
Ehhhhh....Predator might be able to pull it off*. You can make a good action movie with a female lead - Alien, AVP [the first one], Rogue One, Kill Bill. But, those were just badass women. They weren’t on journeys of self-discovery. Predator movies are not exactly art films, and the target audience doesn’t want them to be.

*but they probably won’t

Joe in PNG
05-23-2021, 10:13 PM
Ehhhhh....Predator might be able to pull it off*. You can make a good action movie with a female lead - Alien, AVP [the first one], Rogue One, Kill Bill. But, those were just badass women. They weren’t on journeys of self-discovery. Predator movies are not exactly art films, and the target audience doesn’t want them to be.

*but they probably won’t

It's not complicated- get an actress who looks plausible as someone who can kick butt, and have her kick Predator butt. Leave all the Woke Womyn Empowerment stuff- if they can pull the movie off right, they won't need it, and if they add it, it will just drag the thing down.

Hambo
05-24-2021, 04:56 AM
Straight up: I don’t know whether to ask you to join me in some shots of high west rye, or just ask you to put a bullet in my head.


We're surrounded. We'll fight as long as we can, but I'll save the last two rounds...

Half Moon
05-24-2021, 07:28 AM
Ehhhhh....Predator might be able to pull it off*. You can make a good action movie with a female lead - Alien, AVP [the first one], Rogue One, Kill Bill. But, those were just badass women. They weren’t on journeys of self-discovery. Predator movies are not exactly art films, and the target audience doesn’t want them to be.

*but they probably won’t


https://youtu.be/HVn2HSHW1aI

Trooper224
05-24-2021, 08:55 AM
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Coyotesfan97
05-24-2021, 01:38 PM
Something tells me it won’t be a Sigourney Weaver in Aliens type movie...

JohnO
05-24-2021, 02:20 PM
I just uncovered a press conference where the #1 Predator fan expresses her feelings about the reboot.


https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1396758953040785411/pu/vid/404x720/0fdGco2RF91GZ-Z4.mp4?tag=12

ccmdfd
05-24-2021, 03:02 PM
Will we be learning that the Predators are LGBQ...?

Otherwise, not woke enough for many.

jh9
05-24-2021, 03:15 PM
It's not complicated- get an actress who looks plausible as someone who can kick butt, and have her kick Predator butt. Leave all the Woke Womyn Empowerment stuff- if they can pull the movie off right, they won't need it, and if they add it, it will just drag the thing down.

Predator is probably the best case scenario for it.

Seems like the whole point of the original movie was a bunch of super jacked guys with miniguns and M16s realizing they weren't on the top of the foodchain anymore. Arnold wasn't exactly going to win any hand to hand fights and had to resort to being clever. A Vasquez or Ripley can pull a trigger, build an IED and rig a trap as well as anyone else. Which is basically the only way to not end up with their spine mounted on an alien spaceship trophy wall to begin with.

There's a path to victory here. TBD if they take it.

Joe in PNG
05-24-2021, 03:49 PM
I would venture that the reason movies like Aliens, Rouge One, GITS:SAC, and others work with strong female characters is because they don't dwell on the fact that they have strong female characters. It's just an accepted fact, and the movie doesn't stop to throw in That Scene- the useless "but you're a gurl!" nonsense that was hokey back in the 40's.

True, there was Hudson's riff at Vasquez, but it seems organic to the nature of the group somehow, the usual hard riffing in a setting like that.

vcdgrips
05-24-2021, 05:31 PM
1. As others have noted, the original was not a paragon of filmmaking. It was a high rpm/low IQ action movie. Nothing more, nothing less.

2. I think that I will refrain from criticizing someone’s life’s work (both the female actor cast and the director) particularly in an artistic endeavor, before the movie actually gets released.

3. Moreover, as I have posted before, these “woke” casting and remake/reboot choices, imho, are not good faith efforts to right historic wrongs, nor do they necessarily represent the absolute best person for a part/role, they are calculated risks being taken by “the studios” to make money. The only color that really matters is green.

Should these more diverse casting choices and remakes fail to make money, they will go by the wayside and/or be relegated to cable networks that first started offering demographically focus programming (fox, the WB, etc in the early 90’s) and perhaps some streaming platforms.

snow white
05-24-2021, 05:36 PM
Its gonna be like Mulan but instead of the hun army its predator.

Balisong
05-24-2021, 06:04 PM
Will we be learning that the Predators are LGBQ...?

Otherwise, not woke enough for many.

No, the Predators are undocumented aliens and will be welcomed with open arms. The hunting of humans is a part of their beautiful culture that they will be encouraged to continue to express. Anyone that tries to stop them from doing so is racist. Also, the family of the ones that Arnie and Danny Glover killed will be paid reparations from our tax dollars.

Trooper224
05-24-2021, 08:15 PM
Dances with Predators?

JAD
05-24-2021, 08:28 PM
hey Vasquez scene[]

One upped beautifully by the ‘onesie’ line in the first ep of Letterkenny.
https://youtu.be/9rSBmOgpcDE

Caballoflaco
05-24-2021, 08:29 PM
Dances with Predators?

Are you thinking human or Predator in the Kevin Costner role? Because it could work either way.

Trooper224
05-24-2021, 09:05 PM
Are you thinking human or Predator in the Kevin Costner role? Because it could work either way.

Either way bro, it's non-binary Predator.