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GJM
08-06-2020, 03:43 PM
Wayne Dobbs told me Darryl needs help. Apparently Darryl has been working out like crazy during the Covid thing, and now he wants a new picture of his ripped body as his Avatar. Can we do this and, more importantly, should we do this?

58519

Wayne Dobbs
08-06-2020, 03:47 PM
Things that you can't unsee...

ST911
08-06-2020, 07:29 PM
Hawt.

GJM
08-06-2020, 07:44 PM
My wife says the new bantam Bolke would have a lock on hunkiest shotgun instructor of the year. Sorry, Wayne.

Joe S
08-06-2020, 07:45 PM
Can we do this and, more importantly, should we do this?



It just needs to be squared and cropped, right?

58525

I have a hard time being told not to do something still, sometimes.

Hambo
08-06-2020, 07:55 PM
That's not Bolke. The real Bolke would have an N frame in his hand.

LittleLebowski
08-06-2020, 08:55 PM
Hawt.

FrankinCA
08-06-2020, 09:01 PM
Absolutely....hell yes. I read and re-read his posts all the time. I’m up for a little motivation. I hope I can meet him some time.

olstyn
08-06-2020, 09:22 PM
The dedication required to maintain that beard is praise-worthy in itself. I have to keep mine trimmed much closer than that in order to avoid driving myself nuts with it. :)

andre3k
08-06-2020, 09:29 PM
Wayne Dobbs told me Darryl needs help. Apparently Darryl has been working out like crazy during the Covid thing, and now he wants a new picture of his ripped body as his Avatar. Can we do this and, more importantly, should we do this?

58519I think Darryl has a long lost twin.

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200807/d4c18c8131aae4fa86d573bc6dcd03a3.jpg

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MickAK
08-06-2020, 09:30 PM
New tactical lessons learned 8/6/2020: Trim chest hair so it resembles body armor, forcing opponents to take low percentage shots to the head, which has it's own organic cover and concealment.

GJM
08-06-2020, 09:52 PM
In case you didn’t notice, Darryl banned himself some time back, to take a break from PF. Maybe we can show him so much love, or even abuse in this thread, he will decide how much he misses us and come back and play. Or that he needs to come back and defend himself.

Without him, I even had to do his job and point out the YouTube reviewer needed to decock his 92. So let’s encourage him to unban himself and come back.

feudist
08-06-2020, 10:41 PM
Dear God.

Erick Gelhaus
08-07-2020, 12:56 AM
Who?

Hambo
08-07-2020, 04:39 AM
Dear God.

Hey, at least he's wearing more than just his Viking helmet.

JHC
08-07-2020, 07:15 AM
Wayne Dobbs told me Darryl needs help. Apparently Darryl has been working out like crazy during the Covid thing, and now he wants a new picture of his ripped body as his Avatar. Can we do this and, more importantly, should we do this?

58519

Yes we should. He sets a great example. More relatable that Pat Mac every day all day right?

jc000
08-07-2020, 07:33 AM
Love that wool tank top he's sporting!

jh9
08-07-2020, 07:53 AM
Hey, at least he's wearing more than just his Viking helmet.

god. damn. mental. flash. bang.

Arbninftry
08-07-2020, 09:08 AM
That is a Yeti sighting for sure!

Poconnor
08-07-2020, 09:22 AM
What model J frame is in his pockets? What flip flops ? Chaco jumped the shark. These are important questions

okie john
08-07-2020, 09:27 AM
We might be able to lure him back with photos of really nice S&W revolvers, but he already owns all of them.


Okie John

JodyH
08-07-2020, 09:40 AM
It'd be a shame if someone went out and found some "Bear party" images to Photoshop DB into... yup... that'd be a real shame.

:rolleyes:

Lester Polfus
08-07-2020, 10:00 AM
You ever notice how you never see him and Gimli in the same room together?

BigD
08-07-2020, 10:26 AM
He claimed he was overweight as an active duty police officer due to a medical condition and it had nothing to do with eating like crap or not working out. I'm glad to see that medical condition healed during the quarantine. Getting leaner will add years to his healthspan. I'm happy for him.

Hambo
08-07-2020, 11:29 AM
god. damn. mental. flash. bang.

I believe that was his reason for the aforementioned combat attire, or rather the lack of it.

alohadoug
08-07-2020, 11:33 AM
www.manscaped.com

Irelander
08-07-2020, 12:55 PM
I've heard Darryl say in several interviews and posts that he is a magnet for crime and dirt bags for some reason must see him as an easy target. I can't understand that, but maybe if he went around more often dressed as he is in the OP, that experience would subside. No one wants to get tangled up in that sweaty wool sweater. :cool:

Arbninftry
08-09-2020, 09:40 PM
That's not just a wool sweater, that is a full up Fur Jacket. Definitely should not be wearing that in Florida this time of year:)

GJM
08-09-2020, 09:53 PM
He claimed he was overweight as an active duty police officer due to a medical condition and it had nothing to do with eating like crap or not working out. I'm glad to see that medical condition healed during the quarantine. Getting leaner will add years to his healthspan. I'm happy for him.

Actually, an experimental new treatment cured him of that prior condition — it is known as “hot new wife.”

Yung
08-09-2020, 10:17 PM
Hey, congrats on the weight loss.

Redhat
08-09-2020, 11:00 PM
Hopefully he's also working on his book...

Maple Syrup Actual
08-09-2020, 11:29 PM
That is a Yeti sighting for sure!

I believe he prefers Pelican, actually

Wayne Dobbs
01-31-2024, 05:16 PM
And now he's back AFR Official !

Joe in PNG
01-31-2024, 05:21 PM
And now he's back AFR Official !

Awesome! He has been missed.

45dotACP
01-31-2024, 05:24 PM
Jesus I feel both tricked and more masculine now...

BN
01-31-2024, 05:26 PM
Excellent!

LHS
01-31-2024, 05:44 PM
My wife says the new bantam Bolke would have a lock on hunkiest shotgun instructor of the year. Sorry, Wayne.

I'll have to disagree on that one.

But I'm egotistical like that :D

Joe in PNG
01-31-2024, 05:55 PM
I'll have to disagree on that one.

But I'm egotistical like that :D

You did look pretty boss with that Winchester '97 Trench Gun.

SeriousStudent
02-02-2024, 09:55 PM
You did look pretty boss with that Winchester '97 Trench Gun.

Wait till you see the pics next month with the period-correct bayonet and doughboy helmet.

I'm bringing my family's war crimes stick to Mead Hall. :cool:

And Darryl has been working hard. Every time I show up with cigars and whiskey, we first pay homage to the Keto Lords.