Bye, Eddie

[Stephanie B]

Ken Osmond has died (https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/18/arts/television/ken-osmond-eddie-haskell-dead.html). He was 76. He played Eddie Haskell on Leave It to Beaver.

He was LAPD for eighteen years (https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/ken-osmond-late-actor-officer-mourned-by-lapd-1295055), retiring after being shot by a car thief.

Due to his startling resemblance to legendary porn star John Holmes, a rumor started that Ken was actually Holmes and had quit the porn business to become an L.A. cop (supposedly, his superiors in the LAPD weren't entirely convinced that he actually wasn't Holmes, and he was called in by the Internal Affairs division to "prove" his identity. Holmes was renowned for the size of his male member, and Osmond stated that he settled once and for all the rumors that he was Holmes by a "visual aids" demonstration). (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0652119/bio)

[Coyotesfan97]

Ken Osmond has died (https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/18/arts/television/ken-osmond-eddie-haskell-dead.html). He was 76. He played Eddie Haskell on Leave It to Beaver.

He was LAPD for eighteen years (https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/ken-osmond-late-actor-officer-mourned-by-lapd-1295055), retiring after being shot by a car thief.

RIP sir.

Umm I’m not Holmes and I’m not showing you my junk just saying ETA although having a story like that you showed your junk to IA to prove you weren’t John Holmes is priceless. I’d make sure I got a copy of that NOI and frame it. ;)

[entropy]

Eddie: “Why good evening St. Peter. That’s a remarkably stylish sport coat you’re wearing tonight!”

St. Peter: “Just move along Eddie. Escalator is up and to the left.”

:)

[Suvorov]

That is a bummer. He was quite a character.

I've been watching the Andy Griffith Show with my boys lately. Leave it to Beaver will be next in the line up of wholesome entertainment.

[Caballoflaco]

That is a bummer. He was quite a character.

I've been watching the Andy Griffith Show with my boys lately. Leave it to Beaver will be next in the line up of wholesome entertainment.

You should add The Rifleman to that list.

[Stephanie B]

although having a story like that you showed your junk to IA to prove you weren’t John Holmes is priceless. I’d make sure I got a copy of that NOI and frame it. ;)

"This is what I had to do to to get those pricks from IA off my back..."

[Coyotesfan97]

"This is what I had to do to to get those pricks from IA off my back..."

Uhhh we need a photocopy to attach to the file...LOL

[Stephanie B]

Uhhh we need a photocopy to attach to the file...LOL

"Why is the copier broken?"

"We had Eddie Haskell jump up on it in order to photocopy his, um, member."

[Coyotesfan97]

"Why is the copier broken?"

"We had Eddie Haskell jump up on it in order to photocopy his, um, member."

LOL I hope he proudly told that story his whole career :cool: So this is no shit I had to go to IA...

[Stephanie B]

LOL I hope he proudly told that story his whole career :cool: So this is no shit I had to go to IA...

"Eddie, tell us again about when you showed your dick to IA!" He probably didn't have to buy drinks for a long time.

[BehindBlueI's]

I'm not telling the whole story online, but highlights.

Allegation of dick pic sending made.
Suggestion of a six pack (photo array) of penises to verify identity made.
Realization the "correct" penis would take up three of the six photos, minimum.
Idea dropped.

(Note this was not a serious suggestion, but was a real investigation. I happened to know the accused and had seen him in smedium running shorts. Dude looked like he was smuggling a sleeve of tuna cans.)

[JohnO]

He pulled of the disguise by going in the pool.


https://youtu.be/dcovHHOCtpQ

[NEPAKevin]

I'm not telling the whole story online, but highlights.

Allegation of dick pic sending made.
Suggestion of a six pack (photo array) of penises to verify identity made. Realization the "correct" penis would take up three of the six photos, minimum.
Idea dropped.

(Note this was not a serious suggestion, but was a real investigation. I happened to know the accused and had seen him in smedium running shorts. Dude looked like he was smuggling a sleeve of tuna cans.)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmHTcR2kHfY

[JHC]

RIP Mr. Osmond.

I hope someone has handy the pretty neat back and white photo of him being checked out by a medic in the back of the ambulance after being shot. I always assumed his vest stopped it but it says shot 3 times, one stopped by vest, one by belt buckle . . . that's only two. He appears pretty chill in the photo.

I know I don't have it on this laptop. I know I saved it somewhere.

[Erick Gelhaus]

I hope someone has handy the pretty neat back and white photo of him being checked out by a medic in the back of the ambulance after being shot. I always assumed his vest stopped it. He appears pretty chill in the photo.


54280

Rest in peace Officer Osmond!

Last night I watched the TopCops segment he did talking about two shootings he was in, the effect they had too.

[Caballoflaco]

54280

Rest in peace Officer Osmond!

Last night I watched the TopCops segment he did talking about two shootings he was in, the effect they had too.

It looks like he was working motors when that incident happened.

Did you find that segment of TopCops online? I’d like to watch it.

[JHC]

54280

Rest in peace Officer Osmond!

Last night I watched the TopCops segment he did talking about two shootings he was in, the effect they had too.

Well, maybe he doesn't look all that chill. And not exactly a medic. Damn I'm a lousy witness.

I've held such respect for him ever since I learned about this career change in the early 2000's. Before that I never gave a thought to what became of Eddie Haskell.

[Erick Gelhaus]

It looks like he was working motors at when that incident happened.

Did you find that segment of TopCops online? I’d like to watch it.

Here you go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CugiwI-HmS8&feature=youtu.be

[JHC]

Here you go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CugiwI-HmS8&feature=youtu.be

Thank you so much! I was really great to listen to him.

[JAD]

Dude looked like he was smuggling a sleeve of tuna cans.)
https://youtu.be/UWsVpAbT7JE

[Caballoflaco]

Here you go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CugiwI-HmS8&feature=youtu.be

Thanks for posting that. If anybody is wondering it’s absolutely worth the time to watch it.

[BobM]

Thanks for posting that. If anybody is wondering it’s absolutely worth the time to watch it.

Agreed.