Blockbuster action flick about Neptune Spear...

[Tamara]

Given the release date of the movie and the rumors of administration assistance, I'm already predicting the blurbs (http://booksbikesboomsticks.blogspot.com/2012/05/maybe-this-one-will-have-seal-sergeants.html):


The misfits of SEAL Team 6, with the Troubled Rebel played by Charlie Sheen and the Brave Female SEAL played by Demi Moore, are energized by the arrival of a new commander, call sign "POTUS", played by Denzel Washington, who whips them into shape in preparation for leading them all on the mission of their lives.

Terrorists will tremble when they face the wrath of POTUS and SEAL Team 6!

[Joe in PNG]

We also need the the Native American In Touch With Nature, the Asian Who Is a Kung-Fu Expert That Uses Swords, The Wise Old Black Guy That Morgan Freeman Always Plays, The Racist Whitebread WASPy Officer Who Learns a Valuable Lesson While Sacrificing Himself, and the ever popular Streetwise Jive Talking Comic Relief Black Guy.

And the finale where POTUS and Bin Laden engage in an EPIC Kung Fu fight with lots of that fancy "Matrix" wire stuff.

[LittleLebowski]

Beautiful.

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[Al T.]

Joe, you watch way too many movies... :D

[LHS]

Don't forget the noble tribesmen who are oppressed by the US-supported Pakistani administration who teach the POTUS about the redemptive qualities of Islam.

[Tamara]

Don't forget the noble tribesmen who are oppressed by the US-supported Pakistani administration who teach the POTUS about the redemptive qualities of Islam.

...oh, and the real villains will turn out to be some old corrupt white guys at [the Pentagon/Langley] who [pine for the good old days of the Cold War/are under the thumb of some generic evil US petrocorp] who just used Al Qaeda as cats-paws, and when POTUS and his team discover the evidence in UBL's hideout (discovered by the Troubled Rebel, played by Charlie Sheen, whose cynicism and acting-out is thus vindicated) they fly back to DC for the final [confrontation with the corrupt senator/assault on the star chamber meeting of the cabal of crooked generals]!

[LHS]

...oh, and the real villains will turn out to be some old corrupt white guys at [the Pentagon/Langley] who [pine for the good old days of the Cold War/are under the thumb of some generic evil US petrocorp] who just used Al Qaeda as cats-paws, and when POTUS and his team discover the evidence in UBL's hideout (discovered by the Troubled Rebel, played by Charlie Sheen, whose cynicism and acting-out is thus vindicated) they fly back to DC for the final [confrontation with the corrupt senator/assault on the star chamber meeting of the cabal of crooked generals]!

It'll be like SEAL Team Six Dances with Al Qaeda Wolves...

[Tamara]

It'll be like SEAL Team Six Dances with Al Qaeda Wolves...

...or The Sum Of All DEVGRU! ;)

[Joe in PNG]

Joe, you watch way too many movies... :D

The ones with the guy and his two robots in the bottom right corner are THE BEST!