Iranian Man Arrested with Weapons near Mar a Lago

[HCM]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/myfox8.com/2020/01/10/iranian-man-arrested-with-weapons-22000-in-cash-near-mar-a-lago-police-say/amp/

Iranian man arrested with weapons, $22,000 in cash near Mar-a-Lago, police say


PALM BEACH, Fla. — An Iranian man was arrested near Mar-a-Lago with weapons and cash Friday, CBS News reports.

Masoud Yareilzoleh was arrested by Palm Beach police after they got a call telling them about a suspicious person.

Yareilzoleh reportedly had a machete, pickax, two knives and $22,000 in cash on him when police caught up with him.

A car associated with him was also searched at Palm Beach International Airport by police.

[Totem Polar]

That’s just weird. If I had 22k in cash, I’d have better weapons.

[Lester Polfus]

That’s just weird. If I had 22k in cash, I’d have better weapons.

Maybe all those gun laws are working?

When I read that, I figured he's a lone wolf, not affiliated with Iranian intelligence. I have to think the Quds Force could have hooked him up with a firearm or two.

[Joe in PNG]

I'm going with whack-a-doodle who happens to be Iranian.

It's Florida after all. No shortage of whack-a-doodles there.

[BehindBlueI's]

I'm going with whack-a-doodle who happens to be Iranian.

It's Florida after all. No shortage of whack-a-doodles there.

With no further information, I'm reasonably comfortable putting high odds on someone in a manic episode. I'm sure he had some plan that made a ton of sense to him that required cash and a pickax.

[Wheeler]

With no further information, I'm reasonably comfortable putting high odds on someone in a manic episode. I'm sure he had some plan that made a ton of sense to him that required cash and a pickax.

All the best plans require cash and a pickaxe... :)

[Caballoflaco]

All the best plans require cash and a pickaxe... :)

Inside sources tell me his plan was to use the pick ax to tunnel into Mar-a-Lago.
He was then going to create a Hansel and Gretel like trail using $22,000 worth of meth and bath-salts and let Florida man take care of the rest.

[awp_101]

I'm sure he had some plan that made a ton of sense to him that required cash and a pickax.
Perhaps tunneling to Cuba and bribing the first lifeguard he met to smuggle him the rest of the way to the airport in Havana?

[blues]

https://www.the-sun.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2020/01/KM-011020-Iranian-Arrest.jpg

"I said I'd walk a mile for a Camel. Take it however you want, infidel! Just get me Jackie Chiles."

[Arbninftry]

Should this be in the Florida Man Thread.....

Florida Man arrested with Pick Ax....... After leaving Home Depot

[LOKNLOD]

https://www.the-sun.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2020/01/KM-011020-Iranian-Arrest.jpg



He looks like somebody mixed up the Kramer and Mr. Bean test tubes at a cloning lab.

[BehindBlueI's]

Inside sources tell me his plan was to use the pick ax to tunnel into Mar-a-Lago.
He was then going to create a Hansel and Gretel like trail using $22,000 worth of meth and bath-salts and let Florida man take care of the rest.


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