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LittleLebowski
12-19-2019, 08:35 AM
BehindBlueI's has proven that his moral standards are lax enough, his hygiene is lacking enough, and that his attention to detail is so shoddy that I was compelled to make him a moderator across the entire forum. Please thank him by shitposting here politely :D

Thanks for helping out, man. I sincerely appreciate it.

BehindBlueI's
12-19-2019, 08:47 AM
Ain't that some bullshit. I was told there would be doughnuts. Where's the doughnuts?

Oh, can I ban blues yet?

rjohnson4405
12-19-2019, 08:51 AM
OK BOOMER

Just kidding, thanks for taking the time and effort to keep this place the same shitty place it's always been.

HeavyDuty
12-19-2019, 08:52 AM
The mods here truly are shit. Congrats!

blues
12-19-2019, 08:53 AM
Ain't that some bullshit. I was told there would be doughnuts. Where's the doughnuts?

Oh, can I ban blues yet?

I would.

LittleLebowski
12-19-2019, 09:04 AM
Oh, can I ban blues yet?

Only after he's made three puns in this thread.

blues
12-19-2019, 09:16 AM
Only after he's made three puns in this thread.

Stay in your lane, Donny!

Dollars to doughnuts it'll happen if I have anything to say about it...

Let's see, what else can I do to trigger BBI...

(Puts on dunce cap to help himself think...)

Grey
12-19-2019, 09:17 AM
Good stuff, well respected man behindbluels is. Yes I assumed your gender...

BobM
12-19-2019, 09:21 AM
Only after he's made three puns in this thread.

And a haiku

Greg
12-19-2019, 09:22 AM
Congratulations and my condolences to BehindBlueIs.

I'm gonna start another thread about the .40 S&W's imminent comeback to celebrate. :cool:

blues
12-19-2019, 09:29 AM
BehindBlueI's is
Not quite a moderator
As much as keeper



Congrats, bro'

Now skin that smokewagon and see what happens! ;)

Darth_Uno
12-19-2019, 10:28 AM
Oh shit, hide the weed!

Glenn E. Meyer
12-19-2019, 10:46 AM
Congrats. Moderation is much fun. Once in awhile, you have a hissy fit and quit. But you will do a great job.

Clusterfrack
12-19-2019, 10:55 AM
...I was told there would be doughnuts. Where's the doughnuts?


It's not an 'is the glass half full or half empty' situation. The glass is empty and there are no doughnuts.

blues
12-19-2019, 10:59 AM
It's not an 'is the glass half full or half empty' situation. The glass is empty and there are no doughnuts.

Nothing like Dickens for the holidays...

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51xCGD7ohFL.jpg

BehindBlueI's
12-19-2019, 11:20 AM
It's not an 'is the glass half full or half empty' situation. The glass is empty and there are no doughnuts.

The doughnuts are a lie.


I'm gonna start another thread about the .40 S&W's imminent comeback to celebrate. :cool:

Too easy. Handload snake shot .40S&W rounds candy caned with RIP in a Hi-point of your choice. It's operator as fuck, but I can't tell you what agency team group uses it operationally while operating.

Guerrero
12-19-2019, 11:32 AM
Puns and haiku for everyone! Puns about haiku, haiku about puns!

I'll stop now

BehindBlueI's
12-19-2019, 11:37 AM
Puns and haiku for everyone! Puns about haiku, haiku about puns!

I'll stop now

Dad jokes intermixed as appropriate!!!!!

Guerrero
12-19-2019, 11:38 AM
Dad jokes intermixed as appropriate!!!!!

Surely you jest!

BehindBlueI's
12-19-2019, 11:53 AM
Surely you jest!

I'm serious...and don't call me Shirley.

blues
12-19-2019, 12:28 PM
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/38/Groucho_Marx.jpg/220px-Groucho_Marx.jpg

"I changed my mind!"


(Some of you will get that. ;))

LittleLebowski
12-19-2019, 12:33 PM
Regarding the petition to rename BehindBlueI's and myself as "Lenny and Squiggy": DENIED.

GearFondler
12-19-2019, 01:52 PM
Moderating sucks... My condolences.

Grey
12-19-2019, 02:05 PM
Mods here are... shittier? :P

MGW
12-19-2019, 02:15 PM
Is he really a moderator if he hasn't banned anyone yet? I think not!

Congrats or condolences. Your pick.

blues
12-19-2019, 02:15 PM
Mods here are... shittier? :P

Just wait until he despotically imposes his fashion rules upon us...

https://1843magazine.static-economist.com/sites/default/files/201906_ST_LOB_01-1024x1537.jpg

BigT
12-19-2019, 02:21 PM
Shit the mods here are.

BehindBlueI's
12-19-2019, 03:40 PM
On a more serious note, LL is still most definitely in charge and there's no coming rule changes or the like, just some tidying up. I've went through and archived all the closed classified ads. Going forward we'll also be removing old Karma posts and old training announcements. They will be archived after 24 months and 6 months or so, respectively. This should make it a bit easier to browse those forums.

awp_101
12-19-2019, 10:58 PM
Regarding the petition to rename BehindBlueI's and myself as "Lenny and Squiggy": DENIED.
I suppose Ricky and Fred are right out as well then?

Olim9
12-19-2019, 11:19 PM
Mods are shit

I have spoken

10mmfanboy
12-20-2019, 03:37 AM
Congratulations I think!!! Another great "success" story!

BobM
12-20-2019, 05:54 AM
Just wait until he despotically imposes his fashion rules upon us...

https://1843magazine.static-economist.com/sites/default/files/201906_ST_LOB_01-1024x1537.jpg

I should be ok with my collection of Filson Packer hats.

Boxy
12-20-2019, 12:14 PM
I cannot fathom why anyone would want to moderate this mass of public opinion regarding the optimization of the use of handguns of various calibers, actions, usages, hopes, dreams, fantasies, nightmares, etc....

BehindBlueI's
12-20-2019, 12:17 PM
I cannot fathom why anyone would want to moderate this mass of public opinion regarding the optimization of the use of handguns of various calibers, actions, usages, hopes, dreams, fantasies, nightmares, etc....

Largely because I know LL has a lot of real world stuff going on and to give him some breathing room other than just "here's my number, call me if shit goes kablooey while I'm gone" and I think what we have here is worth the input. PF is imperfect but it's a pretty damned solid place compared to most of what's out there. I don't have the same connection to the legacy of this place that many (all?) of the original mods and SMEs did, but I definitely value that we've got here.

blues
12-20-2019, 12:27 PM
I've been moderating on bladeforums for over 20 years. It's only caused me to lose much of my hair, despise humanity, talk to myself, and lock myself in the walk-in closet. Other than that it's been great. ;)

Well said, BBI.

HeavyDuty
12-20-2019, 01:57 PM
I’ve been on the mod team of a very large music forum for almost twenty years. I’ll light a candle for him...

GyroF-16
12-20-2019, 03:03 PM
PF is imperfect but it's a pretty damned solid place compared to most of what's out there...
...but I definitely value what we've got here.

I couldn’t agree more. P-F is the best bunch of (mostly) civilized folk I’ve come across on the internet. I value it as a resource and as a community.

Thanks for stepping up when asked/needed, BBI.

Boxy
12-21-2019, 07:18 AM
Largely because I know LL has a lot of real world stuff going on and to give him some breathing room other than just "here's my number, call me if shit goes kablooey while I'm gone" and I think what we have here is worth the input. PF is imperfect but it's a pretty damned solid place compared to most of what's out there. I don't have the same connection to the legacy of this place that many (all?) of the original mods and SMEs did, but I definitely value that we've got here.

Understand. My post was absolutely intended "tongue in cheek". Thank you for your time and effort to maintain the site.

Best, Watch

MistWolf
12-21-2019, 08:20 AM
Ain't that some bullshit. I was told there would be doughnuts. Where's the doughnuts?

The Cake Is A Lie

Glenn E. Meyer
12-21-2019, 10:27 AM
As a retired old toot, I moderate a gun forum also and regard it as being a good volunteer for the cause. I try to keep the joint polite and impart any wisdom I might have. I respect the shitty moderators here immensely as to the quality they maintain.

KellyinAvon
12-21-2019, 11:10 AM
Congrats (I think) BBI! Hopefully we'll actually meet someday, not in your official capacity of course...

LittleLebowski
01-08-2020, 02:41 PM
I’ll just leave this here...

46917

BigT
01-08-2020, 03:30 PM
Shit here the mods are.

blues
01-08-2020, 03:32 PM
https://writingelves.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/marathon-man.gif

Don't worry, you guys are safe. I'm mostly gonna just try to help LL and BBI out with administrative stuff in the background.

Sending folks to the dean or principal's office is not on the agenda. (I've been doing enough of that at bladeforums.com over the past 20+ years.) Besides, then I'd have to ban myself, and we already know that's BBI's job.

BehindBlueI's
01-08-2020, 05:11 PM
I’ll just leave this here...

46917




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FjWe31S_0g

RJ
01-08-2020, 05:12 PM
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? This place is within a razor's edge of going down hill fast.

I'll bet the new Mod is not too sharp.

Can't we just resume with dull forum entries?







Ok, I'll get my coat. :cool: Kidding. Congrats blues.

GyroF-16
01-08-2020, 05:14 PM
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? This place is within a razor's edge of going down hill fast.

I'll bet the new Mod is not too sharp.

Can't we just resume with dull forum entries?
blues.


Wow- lots of pointed responses

Totem Polar
01-08-2020, 05:26 PM
Wow- lots of pointed responses

Cutting sense of humor around here. We all had better steel ourselves with this new development. Forge ahead, blues!

blues
01-08-2020, 05:33 PM
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? This place is within a razor's edge of going down hill fast.

I'll bet the new Mod is not too sharp.

Can't we just resume with dull forum entries?

Ok, I'll get my coat. :cool: Kidding. Congrats blues.


Wow- lots of pointed responses


Cutting sense of humor around here. We all had better steel ourselves with this new development. Forge ahead, blues!

I tried to convince LL that there were sharper knives in the drawer but the man just won't listen to reason.

I even went all LBJ on him with the "shall not seek" "will not accept" and he just brushed me off with a "Stay in your lane, Donny" and here we are.

RJ
01-08-2020, 06:46 PM
Wow- lots of pointed responses

Blues and I were serrated at birth.

blues
01-08-2020, 06:49 PM
Blues and I were serrated at birth.

Where's a cutlass when I need one?

https://media0.giphy.com/media/SUeUCn53naadO/200.webp?cid=790b7611299311f73bd6b0809e3b65a513d0a 66a2f85bc02&rid=200.webp

Cory
01-08-2020, 06:51 PM
The patients are running the asylum.

-Cory

blues
01-08-2020, 06:57 PM
The patients are running the asylum.

-Cory

You say that like it's a bad thing

GyroF-16
01-08-2020, 07:00 PM
Blues and I were serrated at birth.

< groan >

Cory
01-08-2020, 07:06 PM
You say that like it's a bad thing

You'd have to be out of your mind to think that.

awp_101
01-08-2020, 10:25 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FjWe31S_0g
I know what my new earworm at work is going to be for a while...

ldunnmobile
01-08-2020, 10:58 PM
This is a glorious day.

BehindBlueI's
01-08-2020, 11:01 PM
You'd have to be out of your mind to think that.

I remember while taking a lengthy psych eval as part of the hiring process I thought to myself "you'd have to be crazy to fail this test....oh, right."

blues
01-08-2020, 11:02 PM
This is a glorious day.

I'll have what he's drinking. ;)

BehindBlueI's
01-08-2020, 11:05 PM
Blues and I were serrated at birth.

https://media1.giphy.com/media/zhlybdTZqyWwE/giphy.gif

Jared
01-09-2020, 05:10 PM
Congrats to the two new-ish guys. I didn’t see this thread until just now.

Now, I have a question. Is there a shitty-ness scale for mods? Like if a mod is kinda shitty he moderates a subforum but if he’s a special kind of shitty he gets to be a mod over the whole place? Just curious, mostly. (In all seriousness, I think blues and @BehindBlueI’s are really good dudes to have around here, LittleLebowski too)

blues
01-09-2020, 05:16 PM
Congrats to the two new-ish guys. I didn’t see this thread until just now.

Now, I have a question. Is there a shitty-ness scale for mods? Like if a mod is kinda shitty he moderates a subforum but if he’s a special kind of shitty he gets to be a mod over the whole place? Just curious, mostly. (In all seriousness, I think blues and @BehindBlueI’s are really good dudes to have around here, LittleLebowski too)

LL has a custom gauge to measure our excremental endowment.

Wondering Beard
01-09-2020, 05:39 PM
LL has a custom gauge to measure our excremental endowment.

Well, that would be on point.

Congrats E., I have no doubt you'll be just what we need.

blues
01-09-2020, 05:40 PM
Well, that would be on point.

Congrats E., I have no doubt you'll be just what we need.

Be careful what you wish for. ;)

fly out
01-09-2020, 05:40 PM
LL has a custom gauge to measure our excremental endowment.

46973

Wondering Beard
01-09-2020, 05:56 PM
Be careful what you wish for. ;)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv9sDn_2XkI

FNFAN
01-10-2020, 08:12 AM
This is a glorious day.

I expect discipline will be harsh on the blade forum. Rumor has it Blues has been practicing his diplomatic skills....

New Moderator Qualifications (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNOhvl5u6PU&feature=youtu.be)

SeriousStudent
01-11-2020, 10:16 AM
Please accept my deepest sympathies.

blues
01-11-2020, 10:21 AM
I expect discipline will be harsh on the blade forum. Rumor has it Blues has been practicing his diplomatic skills....

New Moderator Qualifications (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNOhvl5u6PU&feature=youtu.be)


Please accept my deepest sympathies.


https://youtu.be/lQkpes3dgzg

farscott
01-11-2020, 11:29 AM
With the membership here, it is amazing there are any people willing to moderate. It is like herding cats with pistols shoved down the front of the pants. What could possibly go wrong?

That aside, I am impressed by both of the new moderators and always enjoy their thoughtful posts. Of course, the thoughtful post to pun ratio is a bit low. :)

blues
01-11-2020, 11:37 AM
https://youtu.be/1SmgLtg1Izw

willie
01-11-2020, 11:40 AM
Once I served on a hospitality committee. My role as flower and candy was extended to planning the menu at luncheons on special occasions. I started out as a nice old gentleman but ended up being a first class son of a bitch. Usually I had no help. When people complained about the food while in the serving line, I told them not to eat it. When they bitched about not receiving flowers, I pointed out that they had refused to pay dues. The committee had by laws. I argued when they were not followed. This thankless job reminds me of what being a mod must be like.