NH Shooter
05-12-2018, 03:37 PM
We collectively refer to those who inhabit The Swamp as "law makers." Seems any elected swamp dweller who hasn't had a few of their sponsored bills voted into law are deemed failures by their fellow swamp creatures. This has lead to the creation of so many laws that we've lost track of them.
As a republic, we have accumulated a bewildering array of laws. Like a hoarder, we have over 200 years worth of laws - many of which are useless - clogging our navigation through everyday life. And like the habitual hoarder, we seem to collect new crap on a daily basis.
Case in point - I just got off the phone with my 72 year old sister (who I affectionately consider a died-in-wool libtard) who told me that NY has just passed a law that requires display of proof-of-age to buy alcohol, regardless if the person is obviously of age. She told me that she was just "proofed" buying a six pack and that she was somewhat taken back by it. Now granted she doesn't look a day over 68, but the exercise seems to me a bit goofy (but I guess entirely normal for life in NY).
Because of this non-stop creation of laws - of which so many are truly stupid and useless - I hereby propose the creation and passage of the REAL Act - the Repeal Excessively Asinine Laws Act. This act would officially award Swamp Dwellers for repealing laws and credit them as much as creating new ones. To be worn like a badge of honor, perhaps we could encourage enough Swamp Dwellers to vote for and get REAL, to start cleaning house and in the process, save us all from drowning in their stupidity.
I could see NFA as a prime candidate to be teed up after the passage of the REAL Act. Time to pour more bourbon on this rainy Saturday afternoon of fantasizing....
As a republic, we have accumulated a bewildering array of laws. Like a hoarder, we have over 200 years worth of laws - many of which are useless - clogging our navigation through everyday life. And like the habitual hoarder, we seem to collect new crap on a daily basis.
Case in point - I just got off the phone with my 72 year old sister (who I affectionately consider a died-in-wool libtard) who told me that NY has just passed a law that requires display of proof-of-age to buy alcohol, regardless if the person is obviously of age. She told me that she was just "proofed" buying a six pack and that she was somewhat taken back by it. Now granted she doesn't look a day over 68, but the exercise seems to me a bit goofy (but I guess entirely normal for life in NY).
Because of this non-stop creation of laws - of which so many are truly stupid and useless - I hereby propose the creation and passage of the REAL Act - the Repeal Excessively Asinine Laws Act. This act would officially award Swamp Dwellers for repealing laws and credit them as much as creating new ones. To be worn like a badge of honor, perhaps we could encourage enough Swamp Dwellers to vote for and get REAL, to start cleaning house and in the process, save us all from drowning in their stupidity.
I could see NFA as a prime candidate to be teed up after the passage of the REAL Act. Time to pour more bourbon on this rainy Saturday afternoon of fantasizing....