Attitude adjusters photo thread

[JodyH]

Post up your collection of attitude adjusters.

Foster coin sap filled with 51 Sacajawea $1 coins, aka: my "Leprechaun bitch slap"
Foster #31 sap
Foster "brown beast" sap
Whar-Biner titanium carabiner
Dixie Top-Popper beverage opener

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[Maple Syrup Actual]

Well, I'm in a mall at the moment so this is probably all I should put on display.

Venti cup included for scale and "give good" slogan which seems somewhat apropos.

Also one nice thing about these (I keep one on each side) is that if you open them up they can also adjust attitudes by offering free massages!

Although these days that might get me as much prison time as just hitting people with them. Thanks a lot, Kevin Spacey.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171121/5a3179453e834372525d4c2524a21aa9.jpg

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[BaiHu]

Well, I'm in a mall at the moment so this is probably all I should put on display.

Venti cup included for scale and "give good" slogan which seems somewhat apropos.

Also one nice thing about these (I keep one on each side) is that if you open them up they can also adjust attitudes by offering free massages!

Although these days that might get me as much prison time as just hitting people with them. Thanks a lot, Kevin Spacey.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171121/5a3179453e834372525d4c2524a21aa9.jpg

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Beat me to it-nyuk, nyuk. I also need to clip my toenails, so I didn't want you guys to meet "thunder" and "lightening" for the 1st time in that condition.

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[RevolverRob]

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I DO NOT have a reverse edge knife and impact tool problem.

I might also need to update this picture with at least two more reverse edge blades and one more impact weapon...:eek:

[RevolverRob]

Apparently, I had several "attitude adjusters" I had forgotten to include in the previous pic.

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Two are new, Cold Steel Sjamboks, they were originally 42" and 54" models, but they ship with ridiculous grips that make you have to wield them like a katana, so I chopped the grips off. I ended up with a 32" and 42" version. The 42" is very "whippy" and hides nicely in the groove between the driver's seat and doors in the car. The 32" model fits well in the trunk.

Below that my personal preference for a "baton" attitude adjuster, a 3/4" diameter solid poplar dowel rod, chopped to 32" long (from 48"). The diameter provides some flex, while still providing plenty of heft and strength. I really need to a get an oak 3/4" rod and stain it...

Below that a...hand crafted, attitude adjuster. I made this one last winter when I got bored on a negative 4-degree day. Made from a stair baluster left over from a different project, I cut it to 30" in length, and pre-drilled the holes, put epoxy inside each hole and then screwed into place 2.5" drywall screws as my "spikes". I thought of this my post-apocalyptic club. It's fairly sturdy and would make it through at least one street fight, but I'm not convinced the spikes would hold up long-term.

Then below that, just your normal stuff, a Spyderco Reverse, recently acquired since they are being discontinued, a Sentinel Gear Senka non-metallic reverse edge made of G10, and of course...a Dixie Top Popper for opening beer...

My weapon-driven project for this winter is to make a Macuahuitl - An Aztec "sword" (more accurately, a flat sided wooden club, with obsidian blades inset along the edges).

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[JAD]

Left side adjusts other people’s attitude. Right side adjusts mine. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171122/ed8edbc21e5f394468ac437746492876.jpg

[Totem Polar]

RevolverRob, is that a Foster blackjack second from right? It’s possible that I have some passing familiarity with one just like it.

On short vacay right now; my attitude adjuster is mainly rye manhattans—for myself.

[Hambo]

The best attitude adjuster I know of is a medium-heavy seven and a half foot graphite rod. Add a good baitcasting reel and a Yamamoto Zako, some clear water, and your attitude will improve immediately.

https://www.amazon.com/Croix-Mojo-Casting-MJC71MHF-Baits/dp/B011ISTQTS/ref=sr_1_1/132-9894425-9208504?ie=UTF8&qid=1511353239&sr=8-1&keywords=st+croix+mojo+bass

[blues]

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[wmu12071]

Left side adjusts other people’s attitude. Right side adjusts mine. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171122/ed8edbc21e5f394468ac437746492876.jpg

Is that a "my bad 20"?

[JAD]

Is that a "my bad 20"?
That is a *stack* of MB20s, and there's an ohmygodican'tbelievehedidthatthankgodthefiredepart mentmadeitintime benji tucked in there as well.

[RevolverRob]

RevolverRob, is that a Foster blackjack second from right? It’s possible that I have some passing familiarity with one just like it.

On short vacay right now; my attitude adjuster is mainly rye manhattans—for myself.

Both jacks and the brown sap on the left are from the Foster brothers. True denziens in the world of "attitude adjusters", in my not so humble opinion. The black sap is a Boston Leather 2-ply Midget, my first sap and probably still my most carried one.

I admit, my personal favorite attitude adjusters have four wheels, three pedals, and a track to drive them on. That and/or 90 minutes at the gym, there seems to be little in the world that lifting 10 or 20,000 pounds in terms of reps and riding 15-20 miles on the stationary bike can't fix. Or at least...can't keep you from being tired enough to forget...

[RJ]

... many clubby / stabby things ...



Smokes.

Remind me to call first before coming to visit.

[RJ]

Here’s my attitude adjuster, right before switching to “attack mode”.

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171122/b01cf83cb6fd522bdb38f352cf899a82.jpg

[RevolverRob]

Smokes.

Remind me to call first before coming to visit.

It's usually prudent to call just because I might not actually be around.

But these are "attitude adjusters" which suggests that one need first have a bad attitude in need of adjustment. I doubt you and the missus will need adjustments. ;)

[Eli]

A good book and a cigar work well for me...the sap is for the folks that need a bit more "stimulus" to relax.

https://i.imgur.com/1KbkH7v.jpg