A dick move

[YVK]

http://www.wtol.com/story/35370757/man-shoots-himself-in-penis-while-getting-out-of-car?utm_content=bufferec04a&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

[Drang]

Went off half cocked, you say?

[blues]

Hol(e)y Toledo!!!

[RoyGBiv]

No GADGET? No widget.

[JohnO]

Extra lead in his pencil.

[breakingtime91]

Guessing it was a DA/SA, those things are really unsafe

[spinmove_]

It'd be interesting to see how he was carrying. Obviously appendix, but what holster, condition, orientation, etc.


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[breakingtime91]

It'd be interesting to see how he was carrying. Obviously appendix, but what holster, condition, orientation, etc.


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word is he was a felon who was not allowed to have a gun.. probably no holster and probably went to put it in his waist band and bang

[spinmove_]

word is he was a felon who was not allowed to have a gun.. probably no holster and probably went to put it in his waist band and bang

Makes sense. Figured I'd ask the sensible questions before people started in on "SEE! That's why I carry 4:30! No pop pop in mah pee pee!"


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[WobblyPossum]

Hamedallah sounds like something a person would yell after shooting himself in the penis.


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[Gray222]

This happens more than people know....

[LSP552]

How does that story end with he is expected to be OK?

[Clusterfrack]

Nominate for the Darwin Award

[Vinnie Bagadonuts]

That's gonna a leave a mark. He's probably a cocky guy.

[Jason M]

That's gonna a leave a mark. He's probably a cocky guy.

Not anymore...

[blues]

That's gonna a leave a mark. He's probably a cocky guy.


Not anymore...

Ballsy? (Though he really shouldn't be allowed to sire a child if capable.)

[Jason M]

Ballsy? (Though he really shouldn't be allowed to sire a child if capable.)

Based on the news report, it sounds as though he missed those. Perhaps he's only half as cocky? Depends on the ammo I guess.

[NEPAKevin]

How does that story end with he is expected to be OK?

Aim small, miss small.

[JDM]

I love all the stupid jokes in this thread. lolololol

[fly out]

How does that story end with he is expected to be OK?

9mm? :eek:

[MistWolf]

There have got to be easier ways to get a Prince Albert

[Lost River]

Well that's a Pisser!

[blues]

There have got to be more practical ways to prepare spotted dick!

[GuanoLoco]

Based on the news report, it sounds as though he missed those. Perhaps he's only half as cocky? Depends on the ammo I guess.

It doesn't pay to go around half-cocked.

[NEPAKevin]

16501

[BillSWPA]

Nominate for the Darwin Award

Numerous Darwin Awards have been given to people who shoved a gun down the front of their pants and destroyed their ability to reproduce. Usually it was a cocked gun with any safety being off safe, and no holster. There were enough so that they actually stopped giving awards for this type of event.

I am no fan of appendix carry but I will give most advocates of this method credit for at least using a holster that completely protects the trigger, understanding the risks, and generally trying to minimize the risks.

My understanding is that criminals often don't use holsters because:

1) They only need to carry when they plan to use the gun, and

2) Without a holster, it is faster and easier to dispose of the gun if one wishes to avoid being caught with it.

[MistWolf]

A guy I worked with had the same thing happen to him and the damage was such that the doctors were left with no choice but to amputate. However, a plan was devised where each male member in his family would donate an inch, letting the doctors rebuild what was lost, segment by segment.

My friend said the operation was a success but for one little hitch. He said "Everything works great, but I wish the doctor hadn't put Grandpa's inch in the middle"

[Mickey]

You can almost hear the conversation " Well doc I've been in plenty of fist fights with him, but I never thought I'd have to shoot him!".

[Eastex]

I don't think his hollow point is gonna expand any more


"Hell bent on being intentionally anachronistic"

[Oukaapie]

Willy continue to carry AIWB?

[45dotACP]

Willy continue to carry AIWB?
Be nuts to try...

[Soggy]

Guessing it was a DA/SA, those things are really unsafe

I think it is fair to say if you don't decock the gun, the gun may decock you.

The sequence is: Double Action, Single Action, Zero Action.

[BobLoblaw]

I don't see why everyone is acting like this guy was being unsafe. Condoms and birth control don't always work.

[Glenn E. Meyer]

Buy a set of these and then patrol your neighborhood. No need for AIWB.

https://www.gunsamerica.com/blog/gunsticles-gun-nuts-ar/?utm_source=email&utm_medium=20170512_FridayDigest_121&utm_campaign=/blog/gunsticles-gun-nuts-ar/

[octagon]

I hear his doctor prescribed him these.


https://photos.smugmug.com/Other/Pictures2/n-MbxPq/i-6LrLR9v/0/37dee640/M/i-6LrLR9v-M.jpg

[Clusterfrack]

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I am no fan of appendix carry but I will give most advocates of this method credit for at least using a holster that completely protects the trigger, understanding the risks, and generally trying to minimize the risks.


I guess I get to be the junk carry apologist... using a wedged AIWB holster, and proper care during holstering, there is no need to sweep any body parts. My CCW does not point at my junk when I carry AIWB.

[blues]

A well regulated penis being necessary to the security of a free male, the right of the masculine citizen to keep and bear an intact member shall not be infringed.

[SecondsCount]

I hope they get all the holes plugged

http://rainbow-irrigation.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/High-Efficiency-Multi-Stream-Nozzle.png

[Vinnie Bagadonuts]

How does that story end with he is expected to be OK?

He'll be fine. But his priest did say he would have to be moved to the soprano section of the choir.

[MistWolf]

I hope they get all the holes plugged

http://rainbow-irrigation.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/High-Efficiency-Multi-Stream-Nozzle.png

When he goes to relieve himself, he'll have to play his peter like a flute

[SecondsCount]

When he goes to relieve himself, he'll have to play his peter like a flute

HAHAHAHA! Awesome!

[JohnO]

When he goes to relieve himself, he'll have to play his peter like a flute

In the same vein. If "it" regains full function and he puts it into use he won't know if he is coming or going.

[walker2713]

Don't you guys think this subject has been beaten enough?

[blues]

Don't you guys think this subject has been beaten enough?

Now I finally understand the origin of "the beatings will continue until morale improves".

Thanks, George. ;)

[11B10]

In the same vein. If "it" regains full function and he puts it into use he won't know if he is coming or going.



There once was a man from Kent
who had one so long that it bent, so
To save himself trouble, he put it in double
And, instead of coming, he went.

[JohnO]

There once was a man from Kent
who had one so long that it bent, so
To save himself trouble, he put it in double
And, instead of coming, he went.

There once was a sailor named Bates
who danced the Flamenco on skates.
A slip of the cutlass rendered him nut-less
and practically useless on dates.

[Drang]

Haiku>Limericks





IMHO





Not that I'm any good at crafting either.

[11B10]

There once was a sailor named Bates
who danced the Flamenco on skates.
A slip of the cutlass rendered him nut-less
and practically useless on dates.

There once was a man from LeClair
Who was knocking one off
On a stair
The banister broke, but by
Doubling his stroke
He finished her off
In mid-air

[Greg]

Probably not the first accidental discharge he's had in his pants.

[walker2713]

Probably not the first accidental discharge he's had in his pants.

I just wish I could remember that far back, to know what you're referring to......

[NEPAKevin]

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble, not much between despair and ecstasy.

[MistWolf]

Don't you guys think this subject has been beaten enough?

Are you trying to cut it short?

[walker2713]

Are you trying to cut it short?

Not necessarily, but now that you mention it, although the media had it that Lorena and John Bobbitt were from New York...they were both actually from small towns in Louisiana.

She was from Cut Off, and he was from Dry Prong.

[Shoresy]

I hope they get all the holes plugged

http://rainbow-irrigation.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/High-Efficiency-Multi-Stream-Nozzle.png

"You might have all the others fooled, but not me. Your action was reckless and it put us all in danger! The next time you pull a stunt like that I'll drill two holes through your dick so that when you pee, it shoots out in all different directions, you got it?!"