Concealed Carry gone wrong......very wrong.....

[john c]

I know there's IWB, OWB, and AIWB. What do you call this kind of concealed carry?

http://www.al.com/news/huntsville/index.ssf/2017/03/gun_falls_from_inmates_body_ca.html

And the burning question asked in the story....does the owner want the gun back? :D For a $100 gun, I might have it destroyed by fire.

[Shoresy]

I know there's IWB, OWB, and AIWB. What do you call this kind of concealed carry?



Keister carry.

[Drang]

Seems like an appropriate method of carry for a Jimenez...

[PNWTO]

Is this a practiced skill or was he just warming up to being the little spoon in his block?

[BehindBlueI's]

See? You see why I tell you to knock the front sight off of mouse guns? It hurts less when it's removed after someone takes it from you and shoves it in your prison purse.

[MistWolf]

I was prepared to have my mind boggled at the idea of being able to fit a pistol in "the body cavity" but that was nothing compared to the amount of boggling that occurred when I read the handgun fell out!

[TheNewbie]

So is that a level 2 holster?

[45dotACP]

Now waitaminute...the sheriff was quoted as saying "it happens" or was he misquoted...did he mighta say....

"Shit happens."

[Totem Polar]

Jesse was just looking to give someone a "Dirty Jimenez."

[blues]

Jesse was just looking to give someone a "Dirty Jimenez."

Or...

"Does this gun make my ass look big?"

[Totem Polar]

"Does this gun make my ass look big?"

We talkin' the inside of it? Yup... cavernous, in fact.

[RevolverRob]

Jesse was just looking to give someone a "Dirty Jimenez."

Oh man...I'm losing it over here...

No - seriously - I am cackling maniacally in my living room. My wife just came to check on me. It might be because I'm on about 7 hours of sleep over the past 48-hours...but this joke is hilarious.

I've provided a .GIF of the examination in question...

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oz8xNS9MOA6JvIFwI/giphy.gif

[Joe in PNG]

That's a gun lube debate I want no part of.

[RevolverRob]

So is that a level 2 holster?

No you've got that wrong...It's a Number Two holster.


That's a gun lube debate I want no part of.

You're sure? No preference on water-based vs. silicone-based?

[blues]

That's a gun lube debate I want no part of.

Here's a product I'll probably steer clear of...just sayin'...


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[MistWolf]

That's a gun lube debate I want no part of.

Crappiest lube I've ever heard of

[Hambo]

For all those who think they can't conceal an LCP while wearing dress clothes, I have a new suggestion.

[XXXsilverXXX]

That's nothing new, I saw that a few times, and once a bunch a needles with god knows what inside of them... in a females body cavity... about 10

[BobLoblaw]

He certainly found a run of the mill retention holster.

[Clusterfrack]

I'm trying to imagine what the mechanics of his draw would look like. 1. Pants down. 2. Squat. 3... never mind....

[45dotACP]

Hope the gun was drop safe...Otherwise falling on his ass might produce the loudest fart he ever heard.

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[blues]

I'm trying to imagine what the mechanics of his draw would look like. 1. Pants down. 2. Squat. 3... never mind....

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"Is the line loaded? The line is loaded and ready..."

[farscott]

The bad news (for me) is the county in which this happened is the county in which I live. I know more than a few deputies who work that jail, and they have indicated that this type of "concealed carry" is much more common that I would believe. Usually it is not a gun, but this is not the first gun ....

[BobLoblaw]

I'm trying to imagine what the mechanics of his draw would look like. 1. Pants down. 2. Squat. 3... never mind....

I think this fella fancies himself a dynamic operator.
1. Pants down.
2. Backflip.
2.5. Push.
3. Catch.
4. Profit?
5. Purel.

[The Apprentice]

Now thats what I call packin heat
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Would the appropriate acronym be IBC for inside body cavity carry

[Wondering Beard]

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Would the appropriate acronym be IBC for inside body cavity carry

If it points to the appendix, you may have to add an A to that.

[LittleLebowski]

#PrisonPurse (https://pistol-forum.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=PrisonPurse)

[H&KFanNC]

If it points to the appendix, you may have to add an A to that.

Is it safe though....since the first round will have a crazy long trigger pull? [emoji6]


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[Wondering Beard]

Is it safe though....since the first round will have a crazy long trigger pull? [emoji6]


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Is gun.

Is not safe.

[TheNewbie]

While I don't usually advocate empty chamber carry, I might make an exception in this case.

[blues]

I hear via the jungle telegraph that keister carriers are imploring Tom to come up with a "gadget" for their weapons of choice.

In fact, they have stressed that he can't make them soon™ enough.

Does anyone see an opening for a subsidiary...Bowel Development Group? This could be the window of opportunity that Tom's been waiting for.

:p

[Wondering Beard]

While I don't usually advocate empty chamber carry, I might make an exception in this case.

Considering the subject matter a "phrasing!" is in order here.

[Totem Polar]

Now thats what I call packin heat
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Would the appropriate acronym be IBC for inside body cavity carry

"OC activist"



"Occluded Colon"