Florida homeowner uses BJJ to smite burgler

[SeriousStudent]

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/03/01/florida-homeowner-uses-martial-arts-to-stop-burglar.html

Check out the homeowner's name:

A Florida homeowner said he used his martial arts training to apprehend a burglar who was stealing from his home. Brian Burch told WBBH that he used his Brazilian jiu-jitsu training on Josue Ortiz after he found Ortiz stealing from his garage.

Burch said he walked into the garage to see Ortiz holding his jackhammer and airgun cases. Ortiz told him that his boss sent him to pick up tools from Burch’s house. He then tried to flee.


Stealing from somebody named Burch who knows BJJ - a bad plan all around.

[Cecil Burch]

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/03/01/florida-homeowner-uses-martial-arts-to-stop-burglar.html

Check out the homeowner's name:

A Florida homeowner said he used his martial arts training to apprehend a burglar who was stealing from his home. Brian Burch told WBBH that he used his Brazilian jiu-jitsu training on Josue Ortiz after he found Ortiz stealing from his garage.

Burch said he walked into the garage to see Ortiz holding his jackhammer and airgun cases. Ortiz told him that his boss sent him to pick up tools from Burch’s house. He then tried to flee.


Stealing from somebody named Burch who knows BJJ - a bad plan all around.


If the homeowner is anything like a certain other Burch, all the burglar had to do was throw some Braums Butter Pecan in front of him and Burch would have immediately lost interest in anything but the ice cream.....

I also love the term "smite". I need to make that a regular part of my vocabulary.

[Nephrology]

The 3-character acronym I would have employed instead would be "G19"

[Totem Polar]

Smitten by da earth...




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[SeriousStudent]

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I also love the term "smite". I need to make that a regular part of my vocabulary.

I use it all the time at work.

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[GyroF-16]

I use it all the time at work.

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And the past tense ( "smote" ) is nice as well...

Hypothetical example: On yesterday's mission, we smote an ISIS vehicle with a GBU-38 bomb. Left a nice crater, too.

[SeriousStudent]

Verb Conjugation: Smite, smote, smack.

[okie john]

I love a mugshot where the perp is wearing a freshly-opened can of whoop-ass.


Okie John