Favorite movie quotes and scenes

[BehindBlueI's]

So as to not further derail the Colt Cobra thread, I figured I'd make a playground here for us to share movie quotes.

First up for me is "Last Man Standing", a Bruce Willis shoot-em-up in a Depression era setting. Bruce Willis, as "John Smith", is a gangster who's trying to get to Mexico until "things in Chicago" cool off, and he gets involved in a little gang war in a small town on his way. Capt. Pickett explains to him the new order of things to come:

Capt. Tom Pickett: Things in this town are out of control. Two gangs is just one too many. I'm not an idealist. I know a lot of things that people do are awful low, but that's between them and God. Do you believe in God? I believe in God, son. But what I'm concerned with is keeping a lid on things, and what we got here in Jericho is just way out of hand, and Sheriff Galt, here, can't do much about it, right? Matter of fact, it might be fair to say that he's part of the problem, right? Now you been going back and forth, playing both sides according to Mr. Galt, here, making yourself a lot of money out of all this. Well, it's over, son. I'm coming back here in ten days, and I'm gonna bring about twenty rangers with me. I will tolerate *one* gang, because that is the nature of things. A certain amount of corruption is inevitable. But if I find *two* gangs here when I get back, then in a couple of hours there will be *no* gangs here. So it's simple. One gang quits and goes home. You boys work it out. I don't give a damn which one.

John Smith is injured and unarmed, a fellow who's not been much of a helper up to that point brings him supplies and his 1911's:

John Smith: The funny thing about people, one time out of a hundred they turn out better than you expect.

If you haven't seen this, it's worth a watch. Here's the original trailer:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz4pQWEtEhg

[donlapalma]

Good flick. A bit of trivia, Last Man Standing is essentially a remake of A Fistful of Dollars starring Clint Eastwood which was also a remake of Kurosawa's Yojimbo. Both classic films.

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[1slow]

Quotes from various movies:

Tuco's Law. "Senor when it is time to shoot shoot don't talk."

"Are we going to talk, or are we going to shoot some people"

"Are you going to pull them pistols or whistle Dixie."

"Doing right don't have no end."

"Sir I am going to go outside and kill them all sir."

"...This you can trust..."

[FNFAN]

One of my favorites I used to use when someone would ask "how the hell did you find witness so and so?"

The information's out there, it just flies through the air...All you have to know is how to grab it... See, I know how to grab it

The usual retort from the team chief was, "Well, even a blind pig finds the truffle sometimes."

I also went through a stage of yelling, "DON'T WASTE MY MOTHERFUCKING TIME!" followed by a big happy smile, which non-Michael Mann fans found disconcerting.

[olstyn]

Yeah, I'm a dork, but "The Princess Bride" ticks the "quotable" box for me.

Pretty much the whole movie is great that way, but the older I get, the more I love it when Peter Falk says "When I was your age, television was called books," and of course everybody loves all of Mandy Patinkin's lines. If you can't laugh at the rhyming exchange between him and Andre the Giant, your sense of humor is broken. :)

[NETim]

"Hell Jack... the only thing worse than a politician is a child molester." - Sheriff Hank Pearson (Rip Torn) in Extreme Prejudice.


https://youtu.be/XwNydRob4pI

[Robinson]

Tombstone has so many quotable lines.

"Go ahead and skin that smokewagon and see what happens."

"Your friends might take me in a rush, but not before I turn your head into a canoe."

"Well... bye."

"I'm your huckleberry..."

[Mntneer357]

From "The Town" -
Doug MacRay: No matter how much you change, you still have to pay the price for the things you've done. So, I got a long road. But I know I'll see you again - this side or the other.

From "The Bourne Identity" -
Jason Bourne: I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab or the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile before my hands start shaking. Now why would I know that? How can I know that and not know who I am?

From "Ronin" -
Spence: You ever kill anybody?
Sam: I hurt somebody's feelings once.

Vincent: No questions. No answers. That's the business we're in. You just accept it and move on. Maybe that's lesson number three.

Slainte!

[Poconnor]

From young guns- I'll make you famous

Too many to list from the justified tv show.

Not from a movie; but I'll never forget Mike Tyson yelling "l'lll fuck you until you love me!!" At one of his preflight press conferences.

[Wondering Beard]

The Professionals:

Mr Grant:"You bastard!"
Rico:"Yes, sir. In my case, an accident of birth. But you sir, you're a self made man.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQMRlb7OIz0

[Erik]

A lot of my favorite quotes are from Repo Man.

"I'm glad I tortured you!"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssfjfERImGs

[donlapalma]

Tombstone (1993):

Ringo: "Wretched slugs! Don't any of you have the guts to play for blood?!"
Doc: "I'm your huckleberry. That's just my game."

Scarface (1983):

Tony Montana: "In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."

Tony Montana: "What you lookin’ at? You all a bunch of fuckin’ assholes. You know why? You don’t have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin’ fingers and say, “That’s the bad guy.” So… what that make you? Good? You’re not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don’t have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There’s a bad guy comin’ through! Better get outta his way!"

[Wondering Beard]

Good flick. A bit of trivia, Last Man Standing is essentially a remake of A Fistful of Dollars starring Clint Eastwood which was also a remake of Kurosawa's Yojimbo. Both classic films.

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Kurosawa supposedly said that Yojimbo was inspired by early Westerns, dime novels and Roy Rogers movies.

[blues]

"Open Range" (2003):


Boss Spearman: A man's trust is a valuable thing, Button. You don't want to lose it for a handful of cards.


Boss Spearman: We come for justice, not vengeance. Now them is two different things.
Charley Waite: Not today they ain't.


[Charley Waite kicks Button off his horse. He falls into the river]
Button: What you do that for?
Charley Waite: Cheatin' at cards.
Button: I apologized to you for that.
[to Boss Spearman]
Button: Eh, Boss? I apologized to him for that.
Boss Spearman: Evidently he ain't over it yet.

Mack: Shame what this town's come to.
Charley Waite: You could do something about it.
Mack: What? We're freighters. Ralph here's a shopkeeper.
Charley Waite: You're men, ain't you?
Mack: I didn't raise my boys just to see 'em killed.
Charley Waite: Well you may not know this, but there's things that gnaw at a man worse than dying.


Doc Barlow: I'd say 'to good health,' gentlemen, but then I'd probably be out of business, wouldn't I?
Boss Spearman: We'll drink to good health for them that have it coming.


Boss Spearman: We got a warrant sworn for attempted murder for them that tried to kill the boy who's laying over there at the Doc's, trying to stay alive. Swore out another one for them that murdered the big fella you had in your cell. Only ours ain't writ by no tin star, bought and paid for, Marshal. It's writ by us, and we aim to enforce it...Man's got a right to protect his property and his life, and we ain't lettin' no rancher or his lawman take either.


Boss Spearman: The name Butler mean anything to you?
Charley Waite: You hear names when you're on the other side of things.
Boss Spearman: He as fast as they say?
Charley Waite: He's a killer.
Boss Spearman: You know him if you saw him?
Charley Waite: He ain't hard to recognize if you know what you're looking for.

[Wondering Beard]

The Professionals again (sorry couldn't find the video);

Rico:"So what else is on your mind besides 100 proof women, 90 proof whiskey and fourteen thousand dollars?"
Dolworth:"Amigo ... you just wrote my epitaph"

[El Cid]

Unforgiven:

Sheriff: You just shot an unarmed man!
Munny: He shoulda armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.

[blues]

https://youtu.be/GGNdnlCbfMs

[Peally]

Every other line from Oh Brother Where Art Thou

[LittleLebowski]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNKmmA6_oTQ

[JTQ]

"Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"

Maj Kong (played by Slim Pickins)


Maj. T.J. "King" Kong: Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

[Lex Luthier]

Stand By Me, 1986


Ace: [mocking] What are you gonna do, shoot us all?
Gordie: No, Ace. Just you.

The Beast (AKA The Beast Of War) 1988

Koverchenko: Well, sir, the roadwheel's cracked. Kaminski drank our brakes. We're low on petrol. The battery's low. We're losing oil. If the engine heats up it's gonna seize. The terrain, obviously against us. We have no rations. The Mujas behind us don't seem to run on rations, petrol, or anything we know of. And they have an RPG. Their aim is getting better. Sir.

[blues]

Every other line from Oh Brother Where Art Thou

"I'm a Dapper Dan man!"

[1911nerd]

"Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"

Maj Kong (played by Slim Pickins)

And "Vegas" is dubbed over "Dallas" if you look closely.

[Kanati]

"Deserve's got nothing to do with it"

- Munny (Clint) to Little Bill (Hackman) just before Munny kills Little Bill in Unforgiven.

[Joe in PNG]

Also from "Dr. Strangelove":
"Mr. President, if I may speak freely, the Russkie talks big, but frankly, we think he's short of know how. I mean, you just can't expect a bunch of ignorant peons to understand a machine like some of our boys. And that's not meant as an insult, Mr. Ambassador, I mean, you take your average Russkie, we all know how much guts he's got. Hell, lookit all them Nazis killed off and they still wouldn't quit. If the pilot's good, see, I mean if he's reeeally sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low... oh you oughta see it sometime. It's a sight. A big plane like a '52... varrrooom! Its jet exhaust... frying chickens in the barnyard!"
"But does he have a chance?!"
"Does he have a chance? HELL YE..."(embarrassed look)

[5pins]

Megamind: He would win some, I would ALMOST win others!


Megamind: But it can be easily reheated, in the microwave of evil!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmFXEcI_AA4

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: A jelly doughnut?!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NP8y63Ms4o

[Gadfly]

The Beast (AKA The Beast Of War) 1988

Koverchenko: Well, sir, the roadwheel's cracked. Kaminski drank our brakes. We're low on petrol. The battery's low. We're losing oil. If the engine heats up it's gonna seize. The terrain, obviously against us. We have no rations. The Mujas behind us don't seem to run on rations, petrol, or anything we know of. And they have an RPG. Their aim is getting better. Sir.

LOVED that movie! "Das Boot" in a tank...

In the quote above, "Kaminski drank our breaks"... that still cracks me up. Especially when Kaminski explains how he mixes bread, raisins and break fluid in a canteen and leaves it in the sun to ferment. The break fluid "gives it some kick"!

I also liked the tank commander:
"Out of Gas, become a pill box. Out of ammo, become a bunker. Out of time... become heroes."





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[Gadfly]

https://youtu.be/GGNdnlCbfMs

Doc Holliday: In Vino Veritas.
[In wine is truth. - Meaning - "When I'm drinking, I speak my mind."]

Johnny Ringo: Age Quod Agis.
[Do what you do. - Meaning - "Do what you do best."]

Doc Holliday: Credat Judaeus Apella, Non Ego.
[Meaning, "Oh I don't believe drinking is what I do best."]

Johnny Ringo: Eventus Stultorum Magister.
[Events are the teachers of fools. - Meaning - "Fools have to learn by experience."]

Doc Holliday: In Pace Requiescat.
[Rest In Peace - Meaning - "It's Your Funeral!"]



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[11B10]

So as to not further derail the Colt Cobra thread, I figured I'd make a playground here for us to share movie quotes.

First up for me is "Last Man Standing", a Bruce Willis shoot-em-up in a Depression era setting. Bruce Willis, as "John Smith", is a gangster who's trying to get to Mexico until "things in Chicago" cool off, and he gets involved in a little gang war in a small town on his way. Capt. Pickett explains to him the new order of things to come:

Capt. Tom Pickett: Things in this town are out of control. Two gangs is just one too many. I'm not an idealist. I know a lot of things that people do are awful low, but that's between them and God. Do you believe in God? I believe in God, son. But what I'm concerned with is keeping a lid on things, and what we got here in Jericho is just way out of hand, and Sheriff Galt, here, can't do much about it, right? Matter of fact, it might be fair to say that he's part of the problem, right? Now you been going back and forth, playing both sides according to Mr. Galt, here, making yourself a lot of money out of all this. Well, it's over, son. I'm coming back here in ten days, and I'm gonna bring about twenty rangers with me. I will tolerate *one* gang, because that is the nature of things. A certain amount of corruption is inevitable. But if I find *two* gangs here when I get back, then in a couple of hours there will be *no* gangs here. So it's simple. One gang quits and goes home. You boys work it out. I don't give a damn which one.

John Smith is injured and unarmed, a fellow who's not been much of a helper up to that point brings him supplies and his 1911's:

John Smith: The funny thing about people, one time out of a hundred they turn out better than you expect.

If you haven't seen this, it's worth a watch. Here's the original trailer:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz4pQWEtEhg


How in THE hell did I miss a movie with three of my all time favorites? Thanks, BBL

[Coyotesfan97]

Let's go!


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[Coyotesfan97]

Why not?


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[Coyotesfan97]

https://youtu.be/KMwj3NBudjo


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[23JAZ]

Full Metal Jacket:
Looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a stain on the mattress.

Texas!? Only steers and queers come from Texas!

Gotta love be gunny!

The Town:
I need your help. I can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we're gonna hurt some people.

Who's car we taken?

[MRW]

"You've seen a General inspect troops before, haven't you? Just walk slow, act dumb, and look stupid"

-Major Reisman (Lee Marvin) The Dirty Dozen

[ReverendMeat]

Collateral

"You killed him?!"
"No, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him."

..and every scene that follows.

[Ed L]

From the movie The Man In The Gray Flannel Suit, Gregory Peck wrote this on his job application:

"The most significant thing about me, so far as the UBC is concerned, is that I'm applying for a job in its public relations department. And, after a reasonable period of learning, I believe I could do a good job. I'll be glad to answer any other questions relative to this application for employment. But after giving it serious thought, I am unable to convince myself that any speculation on my importance could be of any legitimate interest or value to UBC."

From the movie Shadow of the Vampire, with Wilhelm Dafor & John Malkovich, among others:


"I'm not a doctor. But I have dabbled in pharmaceuticals."


Said to camera man on film set:
"Are you loaded?
"Yes. "
"Good, so am I."

From Pincess Bride:
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

[Ed L]

Barfight scenes from the movie Once Were Warriors--intense and realistic given the characters involved. There is one fight in the beginning and another at the end of the clip.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_0MuiSvixc

[Lex Luthier]

LOVED that movie! "Das Boot" in a tank...

In the quote above, "Kaminski drank our breaks"... that still cracks me up. Especially when Kaminski explains how he mixes bread, raisins and break fluid in a canteen and leaves it in the sun to ferment. The break fluid "gives it some kick"!

I also liked the tank commander:
"Out of Gas, become a pill box. Out of ammo, become a bunker. Out of time... become heroes."





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"....they used to call me Tankboy."

"Tank's roomier now, Sir."

Lot of angst and downright hatred in that film.

[MistWolf]

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
BUTTERCUP: To think -- all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.
MAN IN BLACK: They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to Iocaine powder.

[ACP230]

I've always liked the scene early in The Shootist.
Mr. Books is accosted by a man intent on robbery.
He takes out his "wallet" and gut shoots the miscreant
with his hideout gun.

"You'd better find another line of work. This one don't fit your pistol!"

Also the line in one of the Lord Of The Rings flicks.
The dwarf needs to reach some orcs, or other enemies.
And says to a human, "Toss me. But don't tell the elf."
Not in the book, of course, but has always cracked me up.

[MistWolf]

Starship Troopers

Dizzy: My mother always told me that violence doesn't solve anything.

Jean Rasczak: Really? I wonder what the city founders of Hiroshima would have to say about that.

[to Carmen]Jean Rasczak: You.

Carmen: They wouldn't say anything. Hiroshima was destroyed.

Jean Rasczak: Correct. Violence has resolved more conflicts than anything else. The contrary opinion that violence doesn't solve anything is merely wishful thinking at its worst.

[1slow]

Starship Troopers

Dizzy: My mother always told me that violence doesn't solve anything.

Jean Rasczak: Really? I wonder what the city founders of Hiroshima would have to say about that.


[to Carmen]Jean Rasczak: You.

Carmen: They wouldn't say anything. Hiroshima was destroyed.

Jean Rasczak: Correct. Violence has resolved more conflicts than anything else. The contrary opinion that violence doesn't solve anything is merely wishful thinking at its worst.

Classic Robert A Heinlein. Good book, crap movie.

[olstyn]

Classic Robert A Heinlein. Good book, crap movie.

Yup, but the movie can be upgraded to "amusing" if you go into it knowing it's crap.

[byrdland]

Missouri Breaks: Marlon Brando to Randy Quaid... "Do you think life is like a mountain railway? Don't know what sleazy son of a bitch has his hand on the throttle".

[JTQ]

Dirty Harry (Clint Eastwood) in "Magnum Force"

"A man's got to know his limitations."

[hufnagel]

Man in Black: Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

Die Hard:
"Yippee ki yay, motherfucker!"
"Now I have a machine gun. Ho! Ho! Ho!"
"Welcome to the party, pal!"

[serialsolver]

I'm getting the pig.


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[JAD]

The central message of Buddhism is not "every man for himself."
I was cured, all right!
Mirabile dictu, don't you agree?
Give a guy a gun, and he thinks he's Superman. Give him two and he thinks he's a god!

[Kanati]

"Oh".

- Russian gangster when he's told his son killed John Wick's dog and stole his car.

[okie john]

Pretty much all of Apocalypse Now, The Big Lebowski, and Pulp Fiction.


Okie John

[Eastex]

Lonesome Dove is one long quotable machine

" I hate rude behavior in a man. I won’t tolerate it"

"The only healthy way to live life is to learn to like all the little everyday things – like a sip of good whiskey in the evening, a soft bed, a glass of buttermilk, or a feisty gentleman like myself.”

"Better to have that and not need it than need it and not have it.”

“Ain’t much of a crime, whackin’ a surly bartender.”

“What’s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.”




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[blues]

The Sopranos had a ton of one liners that were funny as hell.


Paulie: "Hasidim, but I don't believe 'em."


Tony: If I'm going to lam it, I'm going with a fucking package. I'm not going to be like fucking Mickey Mazucco. The poor prick only had five minutes to run. He ended up in some rat infested motel down in Elvis country.
Furio: What is that?
Paulie: Anywhere there are no Jews or Italians.
Furio: I don't get it.


Paulie: You didn't go to hell. You went to purgatory, my friend.
Christopher: I forgot about purgatory.
Paulie: Purgatory--a little detour on the way to paradise.
Christopher: How long do you think we've got to stay there?
Paulie: That's different for everybody. You add up all your mortal sins and multiply that number by 50. Then you add up all your venial sins and multiply that by 25. You add that together and that's your sentence. I figure I'm gonna have to do 6,000 years before I get accepted into heaven and 6,000 years is nothin' in eternity terms. I can do that standing on my head. It's like a couple of days here.


Paulie: There's no denying it, I'm dragging a bunch of fucking ghouls around with me and Mikey is their fucking ringleader.
Tony: Paulie, think about it. You whacked a bunch of heavy hitters in your time. Do you think they're going to join together and follow that prick Mikey?


After Tony Soprano denigrates the character of a college dean whom he believes to be Jewish and who is attempting to secure a donation on behalf of the university...

Carmela: "He's Italian, Tony!"
Tony: "Jews with better food!"


Tony Soprano attacking Mikey Palmice, a lieutenant in his uncle Junior's organization, with a staple gun and stapling his suit coat and shirt to his chest:

Tony: "What are you screaming about? Free alterations!"


Tony refers to the grossly overweight Bobby "Bacala" Baccalieri as a 'calzone with legs'.


Priceless stuff, especially for those of us who grew up within these two great cultures. Fuhgeddaboudit!

[rauchman]

Princess Bride...
"...Inconceivable!!!"
"...have fun storming the castle"
"...he's mostly dead"
and so many others

Jaws
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
"1,100 men went into the water..."
and so many others

The Incredibles
"No capes"

Pulp Fiction
"I gonna get some hard hittin niggas and get medieval on his ass"

Ferris Buehler's Day Off
"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond"
"Ferris: Look, it's real simple. Whatever mileage we put on, we'll take off.
Cameron: How?
Ferris: We'll drive home backwards."
"Maitre D': You're Abe Froman?
Ferris: That's right, I'm Abe Froman.
Maitre D': The Sausage King of Chicago?
Ferris: [caught off-guard] ... Uh yeah, that's me. "
....and of course "Economics Teacher: Bueller?... Bueller?... Bueller?"

[serialsolver]

Another from red;

Can we get pancakes


Tombstone;

Very cosmopolitan


That whole scene in the street in tombstone is my favorite, a couple;

Were you going with that shotgun?

I forgot you were there, you may go now.

Leave the shotgun.


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[Robinson]

"Oh".

- Russian gangster when he's told his son killed John Wick's dog and stole his car.

Russian Gangster: "John Wick is not the f___ing bogeyman. He's the guy you send to KILL the f___ing bogeyman!"

Gangster's son: "Oh."

[Robinson]

Red 2:

"Why don't they just dip our balls in honey and stake us to an ant farm!"

"I knew she would play him like a banjo at an Ozark hoedown."

"Oh well, shopping is what I thought you did… in Paris… with your boyfriend’s money… while you’re waiting for him to wake up from being taken down by his skanky, slutty, Russian biatch ex-girlfriend."

"If there’s one thing I know, it’s women and covert ops."
"That’s two things."
"No grasshopper, it is not."

[Gadfly]

Band Of Brothers:
"the only hope you have is to accept the fact that your already dead, the sooner you accept that , the sooner you'll be able to function as a soldier suppose to function without mercy, without compassion. without remorse. all war depends on it"

Saving Private Ryan:
"These men are the only brother's I have, I'm not leaving them." -Ryan

Full Metal Jacket:
Door Gunner: "Anyone who runs is V.C. Anyone who stands still is well-disciplined V.C. "

Pvt Joker: "Ya know, half of these gook whores are serving officers in the Viet Cong; the other half have got T.B. Be sure you only f**k the ones that cough."

Big Jake:
John Fain: That Boy mean anything to you?
Jacob 'Big Jake' McCandles: Never laid eyes on em. But I'm being paid to bring him back alive or you dead. Each and everyone of you. Now I'd rather bring the boy back that's easier. But when it comes right down to it, don't matter to me. I'll earn my pay one way or the other.

Jacob 'Big Jake' McCandles: And now *you* understand. Anything goes wrong, anything at all... your fault, my fault, nobody's fault... it won't matter - I'm gonna blow your head off. No matter what else happens, no matter who gets killed I'm gonna blow your head off.

Loved Big Jake and the Cowboys...


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[Lost River]

Without question, my favorite movie scene and one that I STILL laugh at, every time:


I have no idea how to imbed an actual clip, but here is the link:


Butch Cassidy: "Well that oughta' do it."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9flhhwkTTA

Sundance: "Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?"


:D:cool:

[Chance]

"Could you please remove any metallic items from your pockets? Keys, loose change...."

"You think that's air you're breathing now?"

"The second rule of fight club is: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB."

"I'll have what she's having."

"Move it on, Pyle! Move it on! You climb obstacles like old people fuck."

"Get away from her, you bitch!"

"It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."

"You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

"Houston, we have a problem." [Actually a misquote, but still awesome.]

"Allow myself to introduce... myself."

"Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads."

"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges."

"Excuse me while I whip this out."

"Round up the usual suspects."

"Warr-i-ors, come out and play-ay."

"Hi Curly, kill anyone today?"
"Day ain't over yet."

"Talk to me, Goose."

"What we've got here is a failure to communicate."

"I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies!"

"Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker!"

"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk'?"

"You can't handle the truth!"

"Funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you?"

"That is one big pile of shit."

"Faster. Must go faster."

"I'm sorry, Dave. I can't do that."

"Is it safe?"

"No ma'am, we at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we're aware of."

"NERDS!"

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

"A boy's best friend is his mother."

"All work and no play make Jack a dull boy."

"Strange game. The only winning move is not to play."

"We've traced the call - it's coming from inside the house!"

"You guys are nodding like you actually know what the hell he's talking about."

"I'd like to keep the old ones."
"Why?"
"Because my mother gave them to me."

"I have a very particular set of skills."

"I'm a lead farmer motherfucker!"

"Walk down the right back alley in Sin City...."

"This guy's methodical, exacting, and worst of all, patient."
"He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda."

"I'm a fearless man, but I'm scared to death of you."
"Oh no you're not. But you oughta be."

...I'm going to rest for a moment.

[Joe in PNG]

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I've watch C Beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
All those memories will be gone in time, like tears in rain.
Time to die."

[Coyotesfan97]

LA Confidential and Rollo Tomasi. It's three scenes and it sets up the final shootout.



Ed Exley: Do you make the three Negroes for the Nite Owl killings?
Jack Vincennes: [puzzled] What?
Ed Exley: It's a simple question.
Jack Vincennes: Why in the world do you wanna go digging any deeper into the Nite Owl killings... Lieutenant?
Ed Exley: ...Rollo Tamasi.
Jack Vincennes: Is there more to that, or am I supposed to guess?
Ed Exley: [aftre gathering his thoughts] Rollo was a purse snatcher. My father ran into him off duty, and he shot my father six times and got away clean. No one even knew who he was. I just made the name up to give him some personality.
Jack Vincennes: What's your point?
Ed Exley: Rollo Tamasi is the reason I became a cop. I wanted to catch the guys who thought they could get away with it. It's supposed to be about justice. Then somewhere along the way, I lost sight of that... Why'd you become a cop?
Jack Vincennes: [long pause] I don't remember.

Captain Dudley Smith: Have you a valediction, boyo?
Jack Vincennes: [gasping out a name] ... Rollo Tomasi

Captain Dudley Smith: [Captain Smith briefs the squad room on Jack Vincennes' death; Exley is standing beside him] Sergeant Vincennes was killed by a .32 slug to the heart. Time of death, approximately 1 a.m. Although he was found in Echo Park, preliminary forensics indicates his body was most likely moved. I want two-man teams to scour that entire neighborhood. Our justice must be swift and merciless. That is all.
Captain Dudley Smith: [Exley starts to leave with the other officers] Edmund, might I have a word with you? We're trying to run down a lead on an associate of Vincennes. The records check has led to a dead end.
Ed Exley: What's the name?
Captain Dudley Smith: Rollo Tomasi. Have you ever heard Vincennes mention him?
Ed Exley: [poker-faced] No. No, I haven't.
Captain Dudley Smith: Well, it's probably nothing. Still, keep your eyes open, eh, boyo?

[blues]

LA Confidential and Rollo Tomasi.

I really enjoyed reading Ellroy's L.A. quartet. Good, dark stuff.

[BehindBlueI's]

Lonesome Dove is one long quotable machine


If you've not read the books, they are well worth it.

[serialsolver]

The mummy

What's the challenge, then?

Rescue the damsel in distress, kill the bad guy, save the world.


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[MistWolf]

Roughneck Chronicles
The Roughnecks are surrounded, outnumbered, cut off and shoot to be destroyed by bugs. Gossard is desperately trying to get a rocket launcher to work-

Gossard: "The bad news is the firing mechanism is fried"
Dizzy: "What's the good news?"
Gossard: "I didn't say there was any"

[blues]

Lonesome Dove is one long quotable machine

" I hate rude behavior in a man. I won’t tolerate it"

"The only healthy way to live life is to learn to like all the little everyday things – like a sip of good whiskey in the evening, a soft bed, a glass of buttermilk, or a feisty gentleman like myself.”

"Better to have that and not need it than need it and not have it.”

“Ain’t much of a crime, whackin’ a surly bartender.”

“What’s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.”




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If you've not read the books, they are well worth it.

I couldn't agree more. Though none of the sequel / prequel books rise to the level of Lonesome Dove itself, they are all worthwhile imho.

I've read Lonesome Dove a handful of times and much as i enjoy Robert Duvall and Tommy Lee Jones...if you don't read the books your cheating yourself. 'Nuff said.

Uva Uvam Vivendo Varia Fit

[Soggy]

Runaway Train. Jon Voight + Eric Roberts escape from prison, get on a train, and meet Rebecca De Mornay in less than ideal circumstances.

Sara (DeMornay): You're an animal!
Manny (Voight): No. Worse. Human. HUMAN!

Some great scenes in that movie.

[Joe in PNG]

Fargo Year One finale:
Gus- "I figured it out... your riddle..."
Malvo- "Good for you..."
Gus- BANG BANG BANG

[Le Français]

Black Hawk Down:

"Mike Durant, we won't leave you behind."

[alohadoug]

Gross Pointe Blank
- sell you a piece for 100k?
- Sure
- POPCORN! (John Cusack smashes Dan Akroyd over the head with a tv)

[blues]

Fargo Year One finale:
Gus- "I figured it out... your riddle..."
Malvo- "Good for you..."
Gus- BANG BANG BANG

Season 2

"You're a little touched, ain'tcha?"

[Joe in PNG]

Season 2

"You're a little touched, ain'tcha?"

Peggy's... interesting.
I love when Ed comes back to the cabin, and Dodd says "Mister, you're wife's crazy!"

And the rather awesome part where Nic Offerman talks down the angry mob.

[Sigfan26]

https://youtu.be/LRJI2MPucUo


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[Sigfan26]

https://youtu.be/zkzP5EWGKvI


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[MistWolf]

"Republic. I like the sound of the word. It means people can live free, talk free, go or come, buy or sell, be drunk or sober, however they choose. Some words give you a feeling. Republic is one of those words that makes me tight in the throat — the same tightness a man gets when his baby takes his first step or his first baby shaves and makes his first sound as a man. Some words can give you a feeling that makes your heart warm. Republic is one of those words." — Col. Davy Crockett in "The Alamo" (1960)

[MGW]

"Guns for show, knives for a pro."

https://youtu.be/UyCzZH_hFlA

[Win94ae]

"One shot, one kill."

[BehindBlueI's]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX0MB7pJtKs

[Eastex]

I haven't read Lonesome Dove in a while but I remember a scene in the book when Gus and Woodrow are with the herd up north. A Army patrol with the scout that I think Woodrow beats later, rides up to them and the officer, surprised to see them in Indian country, asks them if they know where the hell they are or what they're doing. Gus replies something along the lines, "well we just turned the cows loose and are following them to see where they go".



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[Eastex]

O Brother Where Art Thou
" You ain't no kind of man if you ain't got land."


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[blues]

"The Untouchables"

Malone: Isn't that just like a wop? Brings a knife to a gun fight.

[ReverendMeat]

Gross Pointe Blank
- sell you a piece for 100k?
- Sure
- POPCORN! (John Cusack smashes Dan Akroyd over the head with a tv)

"Here's your Not-a-Omelet"

[1slow]

Princess Bride...
"...Inconceivable!!!"
"...have fun storming the castle"
"...he's mostly dead"
and so many others

Jaws
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
"1,100 men went into the water..."
and so many others

The Incredibles
"No capes"

Pulp Fiction
"I gonna get some hard hittin niggas and get medieval on his ass"

Ferris Buehler's Day Off
"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond"
"Ferris: Look, it's real simple. Whatever mileage we put on, we'll take off.
Cameron: How?
Ferris: We'll drive home backwards."
"Maitre D': You're Abe Froman?
Ferris: That's right, I'm Abe Froman.
Maitre D': The Sausage King of Chicago?
Ferris: [caught off-guard] ... Uh yeah, that's me. "
....and of course "Economics Teacher: Bueller?... Bueller?... Bueller?"

"pipe hitting N......."

[Joe in PNG]

"...we've won again!"
"This is good. But what is best in life?"
"The open steppe, a fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind at your back!"
"WRONG!! Conan, what is best in life!"
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women!"

[Patrick Taylor]

The Watchmen......The prison lunchroom scene....."I'm not locked in here with you , your locked in here with me" .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAHwnaYrk0k

[RJ]

"What Knockers!"

[JTQ]

"What Knockers!"

"Thank you doctor"

[olstyn]

"Here's your Not-a-Omelet"

You guys made me check, and dammit, Grosse Pointe Blank is not on Amazon Prime at present. :(

[Chance]

Not from a movie, but something Paul Howe said in 'The Battle of the Black Sea' documentary. The interviewer asked if anyone was dwelling on the thought of getting overrun and not making it. Paul said:

"Well, 'get overrun,' 'not make it,' ...it's a relative term. You can get overrun and still make it - you just got to kill everybody."

Thermopylae-caliber stuff, that.

[NickA]

Duncan :"You call yourself a patriot, and loyal subject to the Crown?"
Hawkeye: "I don't call myself subject to much at all."

Duncan:" There is a war on. How is it that you are headed West? "
Hawkeye:" Well, we kinda faced North and real sudden-like turned left."

-Last of the Mohicans

[alohadoug]

Doctor. Doctor.
Doctor. Doctor.
Doctor. Doctor.
Doctor. Doctor.

- Spies Like Us.

[Malamute]

Favorite from Pale Rider

LaHood "Preacher, I pictured you as a pale, frail man..."

Preacher "That's me"




"...we've won again!"
"This is good. But what is best in life?"
"The open steppe, a fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind at your back!"
"WRONG!! Conan, what is best in life!"
"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women!"


Cohen the Barbarian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYHFMuvCsr0

(last words were "soft lavatory paper")


More Cohen


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rwys24noBxs


Best scene of Hogfather, DEATH and his granddaughter Susan


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4oxrTSRkC0

Valdez is Coming, 1000 yards


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7v2VgmSQWY

[blues]

Cohen the Barbarian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYHFMuvCsr0

(last words were "soft lavatory paper")

The funny thing is that I came up with this schtick as a joke at work one day years ago when I was making fun of "2 Live Crew" an annoying hip-hop group.

Little did I know that a week or two later a similar themed youtube video hit went viral.

My version was "2 Live Jews": "As Cranky As They Wanna Be" but pretty much the same concept.

Who knew? I coulda been a contender...:o


https://youtu.be/bgyrp9C5qZg

[blues]

NSFW

Best Tony Soprano imitator I've ever found. This guy has a number of hilarious videos where he plays all the parts. NSFW. You've been warned. (At least lower the volume.)


https://youtu.be/TSS3m8MT0kY

[Chance]

"Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?"
"That's right Matrix, you did!"
"I lied."

"What happened to Sully?"
"I let him go."

"In other vords: his veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to increase in size."
"Exactly."
"He would have an enormous schwanzstucker."
"That goes without saying."

"Would you like another schnitzengruben?"
"No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben."
"Well then how about a little...?"
"Baby, please! I am not from Havana."

"Look at my hand."
"Steady as a rock."
"Yeah, but I shoot with this one."

Plenty of other hilarious lines from Blazing Saddles, but I'm not quoting them verbatim. Is it sad that the movie is exactly as funny now as it was when it came out?

[blues]

Plenty of other hilarious lines from Blazing Saddles, but I'm not quoting them verbatim. Is it sad that the movie is exactly as funny now as it was when it came out?

Not sad at all...classic. Just like "Young Frankenstein". Nowadays you're a pariah if you even attempt such humor except in very limited circumstances.

Political correctness (especially as viewed through a one way lens) has destroyed much of the rich tradition of humor in this country.

[NickA]

Just about every line in Spartan, because David Mamet.

You had your whole life to prepare for this moment. Why aren't you ready?

You need to set your motherfucker to "receive".

I fucked up. I tried to help.
*That's usually when people fuck up.

Don't you teach 'em knife fighting. Teach 'em to kill. That way, they meet some sonofabitch who studied knife fighting, they send his soul to hell.

Honey, you got all the slack in the world until I leave this room. Then I'm gonna zero you out.



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[PNWTO]

Not sad at all...classic. Just like "Young Frankenstein". Nowadays you're a pariah if you even attempt such humor except in very limited circumstances.

Political correctness (especially as viewed through a one way lens) has destroyed much of the rich tradition of humor in this country.

Wholeheartedly agree. Can you imagine if Mel Brooks was attempting to make those movies in 2016? Hell, even the early SNL crew would have been tarred and feathered.

[Chance]

Paraphrased from a movie (pardon my geeking out):

12874

It was pretty cool that some of the more rousing lines from '300' were things that were based on actual quotes:

"Come and get them!"

"Tonight, we dine in hell!"

"Then we will fight in the shade."

"Come back with your shield, or on it."

And there is historical evidence to suggest the Spartans actually did throw that messenger down the well.

[Doug MacRay]

From Apocalypse Now:

Major Willard: "October 1967, on special assignment... Kurtz staged Operation Archangel with combined local forces. Rated a major success. He received no official clearance. He just thought it up and did it. What balls! They were gonna nail his ass to the floorboards for that one, but after the press got ahold of it, they promoted him to Full Colonel instead. Ah man, the bullshit piled up so fast in Vietnam, you needed wings to stay above it."

And

Colonel Kurtz: " I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream; that's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor... and surviving. "

And

Major Willard: "When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle. I'm here a week now... waiting for a mission... getting softer. Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter."

I have to include the Town, obviously:

Jem: "If we get jammed up, we're holding court on the street."

Jem: "There goes college soccer!"

Doug: "We'll find another truck with the driver who's a fucking fat kid with his fucking shit untucked who don't think he's special forces."

And of course the quote I include in all of my posts.

[MistWolf]

Heading into the gunfight-
"Get three coffins ready"
Coming back from the gunfight-
"My mistake. Make it four"

[Wondering Beard]

Heading into the gunfight-
"Get three coffins ready"
Coming back from the gunfight-
"My mistake. Make it four"

A Fistful of Dollars.

[NickA]

Heading into the gunfight-
"Get three coffins ready"
Coming back from the gunfight-
"My mistake. Make it four"
In a similar vein:
"Did you bring a horse for me?"
"Looks like we're one short."
"No, you brought two too many."
-Once Upon a Time in the West

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[SeriousStudent]

In a similar vein:
"Did you bring a horse for me?"
"Looks like we're one short."
"No, you brought two too many."
-Once Upon a Time in the West

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Best. Soundtrack. Ever.

[Gadfly]

Best. Soundtrack. Ever.

As soon as you said soundtrack, I thought "Thief". Maybe not the best. But damn good.

-------
Frank: You are making big profits from my work, my risk, my sweat. But that is okay, because I elected to make that deal. But now, the deal is over. I want my end, and I am out. My money in 24 hours, or you will wear your ass for a hat.

Later...

Leo: "Look. I said fuckin' look at 'im! Look at what happened to ya friend 'cause you gotta go against the way the things go down. You treat what I try to do for you like shit? You don't wanna work for me, what's wrong with you? And then, you carry a piece, in my house! You one of those burned-out demolished wackos in the joint? You're scary, because you don't give a fuck. But don't come onto me now with your jailhouse bullshit 'cause you are not that guy, dont'chu get it, you prick? You got a home, car, businesses, family, n' I own the paper on ya whole fuckin' life. I'll put ya cunt wife on the street to be fucked in the ass by niggers and Puerto Ricans. Ya kids mine because I bought 'it. You got 'im on loan, he is leased, you are renting him. I'll whack out ya whole family. People'll be eatin' 'em in their lunch tomorrow in their Wimpyburgers and not know it. You get paid what I say. You do what I say, I run you, there is no discussion. I want, you work, until you are burned-out, you are busted, or you're dead... you get it? You got responsibilities - tighten up n' do it. Clean this mess up, get 'im outta here. Back to work, Frank."

Awesome ending... very 80s.
https://youtu.be/0sJv1CWxAME

Awesome soundtrack...
https://youtu.be/il2mxFFhtQk



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[serialsolver]

Ah, that was the greatest shot I've ever seen.

The worst! I was aiming at the horse.

The magnificent seven


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[Chance]

"I can understand you're very upset."
"Kittridge, you've never seen me very upset."

"They call him 'The Sand Spider'."
"Why?"
"Probably because it sounds scary."

"Oh yeah, she's got her head in the guy's lap all right. Yahoo."
"Maybe she's sleepy."

"We'd better get back 'cause it'll be dark soon and they mostly come at night. Mostly."

[Stephanie B]

From the recent remake of "The Magnificent Seven":

"I seek justice, as should we all. But I'll take revenge."


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[ubervic]

He should have armed himself if he was gonna decorate his saloon with the body of my friend.

-Unforgiven

[Stephanie B]

From the recent remake of "The Magnificent Seven":

"I seek justice, as should we all. But I'll take revenge."

Screwed that one up, I did. Should have been "righteousness".

[NickA]

"Karma's justice without the satisfaction."

"Fifteen million dollars is not money. It's a motive with a universal adapter on it."

"So, you the brains of this outfit, or is he?"
"Tell ya the truth, I don't think this is a brains kind of operation."

-The Way of the Gun

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[MistWolf]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2RdSS4o88A

[blues]

Oy vey.

[Wondering Beard]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2RdSS4o88A

Same song in "Men in Tights"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xwr-7nkTuX4

[MistWolf]

"Do you apologize for questioning my skills?"

"I apologize for questioning your skills. You know how to bite a dick, Eugene. I mean that with the utmost of respect"

[Win94ae]

Gale: All right, ya hayseeds, it's a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.
Feisty Hayseed: Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion. You see...
Gale: Shut up!
Feisty Hayseed: Okay then.
Gale: Everybody down on the ground!
Evelle: Y'all can just forget that part about freezin' now.
Gale: Better still to get down there.
Evelle: Yeah, y'all hear that, don't ya?
[Everybody lays down. Gale looks at the now-empty teller windows]
Gale: Shit! Where'd all the tellers go?
Teller's voices: We're down here, sir.
Evelle: They're on the floor as you commanded, Gale


Then they get into a discussion on their use of code names.

From he movie, Raising Arizona.

[Stephanie B]

Jayne Cobb: "Mal! Mal!"

Capt. Reynolds: "Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!"

[Andy in NH]

You left out, "RPG, KaBoom tank!"


Stand By Me, 1986


Ace: [mocking] What are you gonna do, shoot us all?
Gordie: No, Ace. Just you.

The Beast (AKA The Beast Of War) 1988

Koverchenko: Well, sir, the roadwheel's cracked. Kaminski drank our brakes. We're low on petrol. The battery's low. We're losing oil. If the engine heats up it's gonna seize. The terrain, obviously against us. We have no rations. The Mujas behind us don't seem to run on rations, petrol, or anything we know of. And they have an RPG. Their aim is getting better. Sir.

[Andy in NH]

"They're pretty. But can they fight?"

~Donald Sutherland


"You've seen a General inspect troops before, haven't you? Just walk slow, act dumb, and look stupid"

-Major Reisman (Lee Marvin) The Dirty Dozen

[Ed L]

From the movie Mullholland Falls:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8oQo02lYTM

[Shoresy]

Possibly my favorite Firefly scene...

Jayne: Six men came to kill me one time. The best of 'em carried this. It's a Callahan full-bore auto-lock. Customized trigger. Double cartridge thorough gauge. It is my very favorite gun.
Mal: [Chinese]... Are you offering me a trade?
Jayne: A trade? Hell, that's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy'n what you got.
Mal: What I got? She has a name!
Jayne: So does this! [caresses the gun lovingly] I call it Vera.

[Stephanie B]

One of my favorite Firefly scenes:

Petaline: "Rance, this is Jonah. Jonah, say hi to your daddy."

(Petaline raises a gold-plated Combat Masterpiece and shoots Rance in the head.)

Petaline: "Say goodbye to your daddy, Jonah."

[Lon]

Little BDS action:


https://youtu.be/TBLgTBpW4zs

[ASH556]

Tombstone: all of it, but some not mentioned:
Johnny Tyler: "You back that queen again you son of a bitch I'll blow you right up that wildcat's ass."
Doc Holiday: "Nonsense, by all means, move."
Wyatt: "You don't know how that feels, Morg. Believe me boy you don't ever wanna know, not ever."

Heat (Vincent): "'Cause she got a great ass, and you got your head all the way up it!"
Michael: "Hey Slick, see that shit coming out of their ears? They can't fucking hear you. Cool it!"

Gods and Generals (Thomas "Stonewall" Jackson): "Give them the bayonet!"

[JAD]

I quote Bottle Rocket lines all the time. No one notices.

Hey! My clothes!

[JohnO]

I always appreciate a guy willing to admit a mistake!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbvMgLDVUd4

[Eastex]

Elwood: Illinois Nazis
Jake: I hate Illinois Nazis!

Elwood: There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it!

And growing up around here my absolute favorite

Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?

Cocktail Waitress: Oh, we got both kinds. We got Country AND Western!


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[LockedBreech]

From "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" (the longest movie ever but I like F. Scott Fitzgerald so I enjoyed the movie):

"For what it's worth: it's never too late or, in my case, too early to be whoever you want to be. There's no time limit, stop whenever you want. You can change or stay the same, there are no rules to this thing. We can make the best or the worst of it. I hope you make the best of it. And I hope you see things that startle you. I hope you feel things you never felt before. I hope you meet people with a different point of view. I hope you live a life you're proud of. If you find that you're not, I hope you have the strength to start all over again."

---

From "Equilibrium":

"What's the point of your existence?"

"To feel. Because you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking."

-

"Wait! Wait! Look at me. Look at me. I'm life. I live... I, I breathe... I feel. Now that you know it... can you really take it? Is it really worth the price?"

"I pay it gladly."

One of my favorite movies of all time. Just mindless badass action.

---

From "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind":

"Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating."

-

"This is it, Joel. It's going to be gone soon."
"I know."
"What do we do?"
"Enjoy it."

-

"I can't see anything that I don't like about you."
"But you will! But you will. You know, you will think of things. And I'll get bored with you and feel trapped because that's what happens with me."
"Okay."
"...Okay.

My favorite romantic movie with some great philosophical messages. Great flick.

---

From "Doubt":

"I can fight you."
"You will lose.

It's a simple quote but the scene was just so powerfully acted that it makes your pulse race.

---

From "Dredd":

"In case you people have forgotten, this block operates under the same rules as the rest of the city. Ma-Ma is not the law... I am the law. Ma-Ma is a common criminal; guilty of murder, guilty of the manufacture and distribution of the narcotic known as Slo-Mo, and as of now under sentence of death. Any who obstruct me in carrying out my duty will be treated as an accessory to her crimes... you have been warned. And as for you Ma-Ma... judgment time."

God that movie rocks. Purely fun.

---

From "Captain America: The Winter Soldier":

"Before we get started, does anyone want to get out?"

---

From Captain America: Civil War":

"Who's speaking?"
"It's your conscience. We don't talk a lot these days."

-

"Compromise where you can. Where you can't, don't. Even if everyone is telling you that something wrong is something right. Even if the whole world is telling you to move, it is your duty to plant yourself like a tree, look them in the eye, and say, 'No, you move.'"

---

From "The Departed":

"Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself."

-

"Who the fuck are you?"
"I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."

-

"You pressure me to fear for my life and I will put a fucking bullet in your head as if you were anybody else. Okay?"


Okay I could keep this going all day, back to work

[serialsolver]

I've grown old.


From the true grit remake.


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[MistWolf]

"Does anyone have tape? I wanna put tape over the Death Button. Nobody has tape- Not a single person has tape."

"You have an atomic bomb in your bag! If anyone is gonna have tape, it's you!"

"I gotta do everything!"

[Coyotesfan97]

Baby Groot!

[MistWolf]

"Puny God" - Hulk

[Drang]

"You was watchin' the horses."

"God, I hate that nasty talkin' son of a bitch!"

*spit*"You call that ... a ... fight..."

[blues]

https://youtu.be/XVwcH1VO654

[MistWolf]

"Next on the Violence Channel - an all new Ow! My Balls!"
-Idiocracy

[Robert Mitchum]

Now go home and get your shine box


https://youtu.be/IeL8EYtbVw0

[Drang]

This is the only cut I can find on YouTube right now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcm8vzGQWF8
Unfortunately, the subtitles give "indistinct command" when he is clearly giving the command "PREPARE TO CHARGE THE PALACE..... CHARGE!"

[Sensei]

"You're going to need a bigger boat..."

[beenalongtime]

This thread has been fun.

There is one that I haven't been able to find the full thing on Youtube, but it opened the movie, and I wanted them to make it into a full movie. The Crimson Permanent Insurance. It always brings a smile to my face.

[BaiHu]

https://youtu.be/XVwcH1VO654
His character is one of the only reasons I even have the last season on my DVR. Now you make me want to start binge watching.

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[Robert Mitchum]

Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
Critical Bill : "I'm in the back of beyond.".......... Literal translation: I'm out of my mind.


https://youtu.be/TiLn2KmPIZE

[JohnO]

Classic Jack.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkUTQiRy1cg

[TNK]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcGEIq1AEGM

[TNK]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgsfVJMWL0E

[Lon]

TWOTG:


https://youtu.be/5xsaMcw69D8


https://youtu.be/ngu0RKsv3qE

[Wobblie]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VKcpoyC6RMA

[Chance]

"It's 'sic semper tyrannis.' You said, 'Always faithful terrible lizard.'"

-Venture Brothers



Leela: "Five thousand feet!"

Professor Farnsworth: "Dear lord! That's over a hundred and fifty atmospheres of pressure!"

Fry: "How many atmospheres can the ship withstand?"

Professor Farnsworth: "Well, it's a spaceship. So I'd say anywhere between zero and one."

-Futurama

[Stephanie B]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ekISSGMfUgo


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[gtae07]

https://foolishwatcher.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/firefly_nice-if-we-had-some-grenades.gif

"Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"

Harken: Seems odd you'd name your ship after a battle you were on the wrong side of.
Mal: May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.

Mal: Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!

Zoë: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?
Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

[Chance]

"The same thing we do every night, Pinky: try to take over the world!"

Had an opportunity to see "Animaniacs: Live!" with composer Randy Rogel (who wrote much of the music), and cast member Rob Paulsen (Yakko, Pinky, et al) a few weeks ago. Great show!

Fun fact: Randy (a West Point graduate, interestingly enough) was writing on "Batman: The Animated Series" when he heard about "Animaniacs." He wanted to switch shows, but no one at the studio thought he could be funny.

This is the song Randy wrote as his audition piece. Rob famously recorded it in one take. During the show, Rob recited the entire thing, flawlessly, from memory.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x88Z5txBc7w

I posted this thread (https://pistol-forum.com/showthread.php?28097-Calling-All-Nerds-Quintessential-Technology-Movies) not too long ago, which discusses a movie with another of my favorite film quotes ever:

"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

I mention that because in this episode of Paulsen's Nerdist interview show (https://nerdist.com/futurama-bender-2001-a-space-odysseys-hal-9000-talkin-toons/), he has John DiMaggio read HAL's lines as Bender from Futurama. And if that's not funny enough, here's Seth Green reading Anakin Skywalker (https://nerdist.com/star-wars-family-guy-crossover-seth-green/) as Chris Griffin from Family Guy.

[PD Sgt.]

From The Big Sleep:


Eddie Mars: Convenient, the door being open when you didn’t have a key, eh?
Philip Marlowe: Yeah, wasn’t it. By the way, how’d you happen to have one?
Eddie Mars: Is that any of your business?
Philip Marlowe: I could make it my business.
Eddie Mars: I could make your business mine.
Philip Marlowe: Oh, you wouldn’t like it. The pay’s too small.

[Chance]

“Mason, you alright?”

“Yes, perfectly 'okay,' you fucking idiot!”

“They’re coming!”

“Who?”

“The Marines!”

“Where?”

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I humbly submit 'The Rock' as the best popcorn action flick ever.

[Chance]

"Hey man, you just fucked up your Ferrari."

"It's not mine."

[Coyotesfan97]

With a whimper

[Stephanie B]

From Duck Soup:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3FZ_jtDMVg

[LOKNLOD]

"Hey man, you just fucked up your Ferrari."

"It's not mine."


Looshers are awlways whining about their “best”.

Winners go home and fawk the prohm queen”

[Coyotesfan97]

https://youtu.be/I3c2cXiEUHo

As big as a mountain the Chief escapes

[blues]

Loved the Chief.

[Chance]

"Oh Bart, don't worry, people die all the time. In fact, you could wake up dead tomorrow."

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[Stuman]

John dies at the end https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180311/40d151966c4213e836b9849871072683.gif

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[Jac]

"The same thing we do every night, Pinky: try to take over the world!"

Had an opportunity to see "Animaniacs: Live!" with composer Randy Rogel (who wrote much of the music), and cast member Rob Paulsen (Yakko, Pinky, et al) a few weeks ago. Great show!

Fun fact: Randy (a West Point graduate, interestingly enough) was writing on "Batman: The Animated Series" when he heard about "Animaniacs." He wanted to switch shows, but no one at the studio thought he could be funny.

This is the song Randy wrote as his audition piece. Rob famously recorded it in one take. During the show, Rob recited the entire thing, flawlessly, from memory.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x88Z5txBc7w


Animaniacs is the best! My wife and six-year-old daughter just finished memorizing Yakko's World. It's pretty adorable to hear her sing it. :-)

[jandbj]

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[Hambo]

From Snatch:

Policeman: What's in the car?

Turkish: Seats and a steering wheel.

[ragnar_d]

From Snatch:

Policeman: What's in the car?

Turkish: Seats and a steering wheel.

Used that one a couple times . . . not with Johnny Law though, I don't need a Maglite attention getter.


Classic Jack.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkUTQiRy1cg

I've used that one and another more times than I can remember:
Jackie: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man. And I take away reason and accountability




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[Bigghoss]

I'm watching Ash vs Evil Dead and Ash tells a guy they're going to a strip club in order to take his car.

Guy: There's a chainsaw in my back seat.
Ash: Yeah, that's mine.
Guy: What's it for?
Ash: Uh, carving ice sculputres
Guy: There's a shotgun back here too.
Ash: That's also mine.
Guy: What's THAT for?
Ash: It's, um, in case they don't pay for the ice sculptures.

[Andy in NH]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8X5qg4OsCo&t=0s&list=FLwAEfFd5Okq5Y1jrlssGNkw&index=15

[Chance]

"They're not robots, Rick!"

"It's a figure of speech, Morty - they're bureaucrats!"