"GUN SELF-DEFENSE FOR WOMEN"

[saints75]

This too funny not share. Some video producer made a firearms video called "GUN SELF-DEFENSE FOR WOMEN".......First off, he has some really, really really bad gun handling skills. I mean, it's so bad it funny. I guess it in the beginning he does a reenactment of a carjacking....it like more like a sex assault to me than a reenactment. I mean, it looks like the guy is grabbing the woman. The shotgun training part or the video, well, at least, the woman did not get hurt. He even has some awesome knife fighting skill, but no awesome bow skills. I would teach my ex-wife how to shoot a gun before I let her buy this video. This thing is funny

http://youtu.be/w9bn17e0ALM
It goes to show you need to do your homework when it comes to self-defence.

The pepper-spray video is funny too!!

http://youtu.be/LurMWA1Psik

[BehindBlueI's]

WTF with the shotgun, she was about to topple over before she even fired. Creepy McGee was more interested in touching her than observing her shooting stance.

"See, what you want to do is lean waaaaay back away from the shotgun so you're further away from the bad guy!"

[Tamara]

This is... this is spectacularly bad. This is like the Plan 9 From Outer Space of YouTube gun videos. It's so jaw-droppingly awful that it's great!

[TGS]

what.......
the.....
hell........

[Tamara]

"Remember, kids, it's like mommy taught you: When Chris Christie pulls a knife and demands campaign contributions, you OC him right in the face!"

[JDM]

Awesome.

[jc000]

This cannot be real.

[Drang]

About Derek Savage (http://www.dereksavage.com/dereksavage.htm)

Derek Savage writes novels, scripts, kid’s books and music. From his novels and screenplays, The Devil President, a Love Story set around the Prophecy of Revelation; Midnight Stripper, the life and times of a male dancer; to Sweet Revenge, where a man gets justice against the street gang that murdered his family; to his children’s stories, Cool Cat, Trolly the Trout, Circus Buddies, Baby Cat and Bible Birdie; five series of books that depict good positive messages and teaches children in a fun and loving way. Derek also produces and directs movies, Cool Cat Saves the Kids and Gun Self-Defense for Women.
The page includes pics of Derek from Playgirl...

[TCinVA]

Behold...the self defense equivalent to prancercize.

May a diseased holy man soil his shelf paper.

[Tamara]

This guy makes Brownie look like the love child of Paul Howe and Jerry Miculek.

[TCinVA]

About Derek Savage (http://www.dereksavage.com/dereksavage.htm)

The page includes pics of Derek from Playgirl...

I knew these videos had a schmaltzy Bible Man feel to them...and now I know why.


http://youtu.be/FWafxnt3Zv0

Except Bible Man had better production value. And was funnier. And better written. And more believable. And better acted.

Actually, I've been grossly unfair to Bible Man by comparing it to this crap. Shame on me.

[TCinVA]

If I'm ever listing something as unbelievably worthless as "On the cover of Singles Newspaper!" in my CV, for the love of god somebody have the fucking decency to sneak up behind me and put two into the back of my head.

[Lyonsgrid]

107 minutes...I may have to order this.

[GardoneVT]

About Derek Savage (http://www.dereksavage.com/dereksavage.htm)

The page includes pics of Derek from Playgirl...

Oddly,this makes him more qualified then some YouTube stars of note. Amirite,Cory Jackson?

[Tamara]

Movie night at the next PF gathering!

I'm trying to think of a drinking game that wouldn't have people needing liver transplants by the 48-minute mark.

[TCinVA]

I'm trying to think of a drinking game that wouldn't have people needing liver transplants by the 48-minute mark.

It wouldn't get that far.

We'd have gun barrels in our mouths by 20 minutes in.

[Drang]

WTF with the shotgun, she was about to topple over before she even fired. Creepy McGee was more interested in touching her than observing her shooting stance.

"See, what you want to do is lean waaaaay back away from the shotgun so you're further away from the bad guy!"

Also, way to have your student dress for the range, dude...

[Lyonsgrid]

I mean...only a Savage would put their microwave on top of a fridge like that.

[Tamara]

"Is he...Wait...Is he shooting rocks, like, ten feet away with birdshot and no eye pro?"

This is like how Ice Dog and Ray-Ray can drive the wrong way down the freeway shooting out windows for thirty minutes before anybody notices, but if you or I make a rolling stop at a deserted intersection in the middle of Death Valley, a cop appears from nowhere. Similarly, this guy emptied his Mossenberger at the rocks on the ground three yards in front of him in shorts and a muscle shirt with no eye pro and no ill effects. You or I would have been needing the ricocheted pellets extracted in the ER, because normal people don't have the magic force shield that protects idiots from consequences.

[Tamara]

That is frighteningly hypnotic.

It's no Infinite Hoffcrotch, but it's close.

[Kyle Reese]

Is Chris Christie his AI?

[LOKNLOD]

I couldn't even make it through the first clip. Let alone 107 minutes of "Two Girls One Teacup grip".

[butler coach]

This made my day. Funny when I was oc'ed I don't remember my reaction to be that


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[DacoRoman]

Calling all Serious students of self, and lady, defense.

I'll be hosting a 1 and 3/4 day, Derek Savage, empty hand karate AND gun karate class soon.

Derek's "sharp instruments combat clinic" will also be available based on interest. If you've ever wanted to know how a common table fork can be used to defend life, lady and limb, this clinic will be for you!

Limited sign ups available now.

[DacoRoman]

Calling all Serious students of self, and lady, defense.

I'll be hosting a 1 and 3/4 day, Derek Savage, empty hand karate AND gun karate class soon.

Derek's "sharp instruments combat clinic" will also be available based on interest. If you've ever wanted to know how a common table fork can be used to defend life, lady and limb, this clinic will be for you!

Limited sign ups available now.

Is this thing on? Tough crowd..Ok I'll keep my day job :o :D

[voodoo_man]

MRW to this thread.

http://i.giphy.com/TdmTcdoN3egaQ.gif

[Hambo]

If I'm ever listing something as unbelievably worthless as "On the cover of Singles Newspaper!" in my CV, for the love of god somebody have the fucking decency to sneak up behind me and put two into the back of my head.

No worries, if you do that I'll put one between your eyeballs.

[Robinson]

Is this thing on? Tough crowd..Ok I'll keep my day job :o :D

I was about to type "wtf is gun karate?" but the light came on.

And use a spoon, it'll hurt more.

[Chance]

That video seems like porn without the porn in it.