A controversy we can all get behind...marble genitals

[BehindBlueI's]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/01/27/americans-get-offended-by-statues-of-naked-people-too/

Suuure, the museum can have marble weiners flopping everywhere you look, but you leave an inflatable adult novelty on your porch ONE TIME and the neighbors talk about it forever. It's art, people!

[RevolverRob]

I just can't...brain...must drink whiskey.

[RoyGBiv]

I just can't...brain...must drink whiskey.

Trump will save us.

Pass the whiskey.

[Joe in PNG]

Trump will save us.

Pass the whiskey.
(sigh)(gulp gulp gulp)

[olstyn]

I just can't...brain...must drink whiskey.

That'll offend the Iranians as well. :)

[Chance]

Reading Guests of the Ayatollah (http://www.amazon.com/Guests-Ayatollah-Hostage-America%C2%92s-Militant/dp/0802143032/ref=asap_bc?ie=UTF8) (great read). The book mentions that the guards initially put cameras in the men's bathroom. Some of the Marines proceeded to make such lewd gestures that the Iranians couldn't bear to watch, and eventually removed the cameras.

[StraitR]

And the same people they believe they're protecting are probably the first ones on juggs4tugs.com after sundown.

[Totem Polar]

Anyone that afraid of something that 50 percent of the human race has is in for a rough go of it. JMO.

"It's ok, Mr foreign dignitary, show us on the doll where the mean marble statue touched you..."

[Drang]

I thought a thread about marble genitals was going to be about Wild Weasel pilots, or Coast Guard Rescue Swimmers.

[Peally]

Leave them exposed, and put bacon on their heads. The more the Iranians are uncomfortable and offended the happier I am.

[Glenn E. Meyer]

There was an outfit that was selling boxer swim trunks that had printed on the front, the genitals from Michaelangelo's statue of David. As this was great art, it was legal on the beach. Wear them to the beach on the Persian Gulf, I suppose.