No, seriously, this will be the weirdest headline you read this week...

[Totem Polar]

"WYOMING MAN FOUND WITH 30 EYEBALLS IN HIS ANAL CAVITY"

Can't make this up; if the officer who pulled him was a P-F'er, he'd win the roll call thread for today. Read and weep:

http://crazed.com/wyoming-man-eyeballs-in-cavity/

This is what you get for driving an El Camino... :D

[Suvorov]

I wonder how many of his friends are now regretting eating a bowl of his eyeball soup?

[Jay Cunningham]

Well. That's odd.

[Colt191145lover]

Well. That's odd.

What he said...

[LSP552]

What the hell!

[TCinVA]

That would be one hell of an awesome spot on a shithead bingo card.

[Malamute]

Well. That's odd.


Yup.




I wonder how many of his friends are now regretting eating a bowl of his eyeball soup?

You reckon he has friends?

And that they eat eyeball soup too?

[BehindBlueI's]

If he can fit 30 in his prison purse, it's not his first rodeo.

[TCinVA]

If he can fit 30 in his prison purse, it's not his first rodeo.

Eye see what you did there...

[CCT125US]

Mooov along, nothing to see here.

[Hatchetman]

If he can fit 30 in his prison purse, it's not his first rodeo.

I bet he had other pupils, too.

[Totem Polar]

“They’re beneficial for erectile dysfunction, which I currently battle..."

Clearly, his ass is cockeyed.

[Fly320s]

Well. That's odd.

30 is an even number.

[LOKNLOD]

“They’re beneficial for erectile dysfunction, which I currently battle..."


Well, we finally know what that "One Weird Trick to Cure Erectile Dysfunction" is, without even clicking on the ad!

[Chance]

Organ trafficking is increasingly common. While the credible medical types would have to correct me, I believe there's a lot that can be salvaged from eyes.

In some poor-as-dirt countries, the mafia/cartel/triad/whatever have actually set up clinics where you can donate a kidney for money. Big business in China, as a lot of organs are salvaged from deceased inmates there, but since inmates usually have some sort of disease, people that can afford it are willing to pay big bucks for primo body parts.

[Palmguy]

http://m.snopes.com/cow-eyeballs-in-dui/

[Hatchetman]

So it was just a cornea story?

[RJ]

So it was just a cornea story?

No, but they are keeping a lid on it.

[RJ]

http://m.snopes.com/cow-eyeballs-in-dui/

Well, dang; party pooper. :cool:

[Totem Polar]

While I'm miffed at being had by the Internet, again, I'm also relieved.

[Glenn E. Meyer]

It was a I See BM ?

[LOKNLOD]

It was a I See BM ?

LOL :D

He's not the first guy to get pulled over and give the cop the stink eye.