My new hero, Brett Lee (vs Piers Morgan)

[Slavex]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emRpaczdt4I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emRpaczdt4I

[Tamara]

I don't get the strike zone in cricket, apparently. It's anywhere on the... batter? batsman? spanner? ...the guy holding the stick's torso, then?

[Chefdog]

Edited due to stoopidity.

Sorry, I'm as confused as the rules of cricket are.

[Slavex]

If I remember even slightly correctly I think the bowler is trying to knock down the wickets behind the batter. In this case I think it was simply, hit Pierce Morgan. Which sounds do like an awesome game to me.

[NETim]

I think the the idea is to whack 'em in the wicket and then go out for a pint.

I think.

[Tamara]

In this case I think it was simply, hit Pierce Morgan. Which sounds do like an awesome game to me.

I'd buy a jersey for my local Piers Morgan Hitting team.

[LHS]

I'd buy a jersey for my local Piers Morgan Hitting team.

I'd train harder than I've ever trained before to earn a spot on that team. I would go pro.

[MikeyC]

In this case I think it was simply, hit Pierce Morgan. Which sounds do like an awesome game to me.

I wonder if we could petition to make this an Olympic sport

[Dagga Boy]

All we need to do is start the rumors that Morgan is disparaging the Australian All Blacks Rugby team and we could be rid of him forever.

[Tamara]

...the Australian All Blacks Rugby team...

Ahem (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand_national_rugby_union_team). ;)

That's like the Los Angeles Cowboys cheerleaders, right? :D

[Sal Picante]

That, right there, made my 2013!

:D

[Dagga Boy]

I'm on drugs right now.....seriously. Walaby fans forgive me. I actually know it's New Zeland.

[Slavex]

Too late, the All Blacks helicopters are on the way

[Dagga Boy]

Too late, the All Blacks helicopters are on the way

At this point it may be a merciful end. If I could actually stand up, I d go wait for them. You think if I wear my jersey they'll make it quick! I was hoping to go out on a Viagra overdose and the the Columbian twins...looks like it will be Vicoden and the Haka.

[Fly320s]

Too late, the All Blacks helicopters are on the way

They are actually dark green. ;)