"For a moment he felt good about this. A moment or two later he felt bad about feeling good about it. Then he felt good about feeling bad about feeling good about it and, satisfied, drove on into the night."
-- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy --
Very cool. I just ordered a coin purse to carry my change for the tollway.
Looks very sturdy, I'm sure it will last a long time.
"Sir, you know saps are illegal, right?"
"Actually that's my coin purse, officer."
"So I'll put in the report that you hit the mugger with your purse?"
"Um, OK it's really a sap."
"I have to arrest you."
"That's cool, just don't put anything in there about a purse"
Joking of course, but I don't know man. That's skirting it pretty close and I'm a horrible BS'er so I'd probably get busted for it.
Yeah, i'm in sales so I can BS with the best but I still haven't and won't order one. I do wish saps and jacks where legal here though, and FWIW if it came down to it I would proudly be the guy who whooped some kitten with a purse as opposed to the gent who got his kitten handed to em by the guy with the purse.