"For a moment he felt good about this. A moment or two later he felt bad about feeling good about it. Then he felt good about feeling bad about feeling good about it and, satisfied, drove on into the night."
-- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy --
Soft version coming out soon. http://www.accuratepress.net/ross.html
I've got 1 of the hardbacks from about 10 years ago still on the shelf.