Seriously.

I have a 3.5" Model 27-2. Absolutely the coolest carry revolver S&W made, in my opinion. And I'll likely never shoot the thing because it's probably unfired and, worse, it has that beautiful inky-black pre-Bangor Punta bluing... I'd be just sick if that thing got a rusty fingerprint on it.

So I want to find one just like it, but a little uglier, get it Melonited, and shoot the snot out of it.