An ass for every seat? No, that's not quite right...
First I thought that was a colorful euphemism for her... um... back door, and I started chuckling because I had never heard it before...
Then I realized you were speaking literally and my brain just kind of... I don't even know... turned off for a few seconds.
I..... um...............
Coppery is such a glamorous job.
kind of reminds me of the people my RN mother had to work on in NJ. The injuries the people would come in with just made your brain shut down for a while. I do not envy your job. Though I will say I know a few guys that used to be EMTs in some bad areas of NC. They have some great stories.
I still haven't gotten over the original post... Still feeling a bit queasy. <shiver>
Not that I haven't eaten mammal brains... it's just that the ones' I ate were... well.... seasoned, cooked and served like someone intended for them to be a meal.
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." - Thomas Jefferson, Virginia Constitution, Draft 1, 1776