"A man's admiration for absolute government is proportionate to the contempt he feels for those around him." -- Alexis de Tocqueville
This one floored even me. From a local classified section:
"Romanian AK47 low round count comes with 1 mag and cleaning kit. Asking $10,000."
"PLAN FOR YOUR TRAINING TO BE A REFLECTION OF REAL LIFE INSTEAD OF HOPING THAT REAL LIFE WILL BE A REFLECTION OF YOUR TRAINING!"