Wow, what a story!
Minus the part where you went from having a Porsche to driving a go-kart, of course.
edited to add: I think I've mentioned this story before in another thread, but I once had a student in a FOF/Simunition scenario suffer a malfunction in his SIG, then pick up a revolver that was conveniently placed nearby. He had absolutely no recollection of the malf or ever firing the revolver... he was absolutely convinced he'd done the whole scenario with his SIG until we showed him the video afterwards.