My wife and I always thought that she was somewhat of a mutt, being German/Russian/Mexican. We just found out that she's only (verified through family sources) Russian and Mexican for several generations back. I've already started calling her the "Czarina" and have considered getting some Putin posters for the house
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#RESIST
For many years I operated under the belief that I was 1/2 Russian ancestry but in fact it turns out that the 1/2 was further over in the Ukraine. This revelation has not seemed to have any effect on my general sullen and crabby personality.Originally Posted by LittleLebowski
My wife and I always thought that she was somewhat of a mutt, being German/Russian/Mexican. We just found out that she's only (verified through family sources) Russian and Mexican for several generations back. I've already started calling her the "Czarina" and have considered getting some Putin posters for the house
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My 1/4 Russian wife is as gentle as a lamb, but if I were you I'd still keep sharp objects locked up just to be safe.
Just don't get her wet or feed her after midnight and you'll be fine.
Look at voodoo man and my posts and demeanor in general, add female hormones....this is your life with Russian DNA in your home. Good luck with that.
Just a Hairy Special Snowflake supply clerk with no field experience, shooting an Asymetric carbine as a Try Hard. Snarky and easily butt hurt. Favorite animal is the Cape Buffalo....likely indicative of a personality disorder.
"If I had a grandpa, he would look like Delbert Belton".
This is my favorite poster of Vladimir.Putin posters for the house
But this one might be a better choice to help keep her disposition a bit sunnier....
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." - Thomas Jefferson, Virginia Constitution, Draft 1, 1776
Didn't some Russki get axed in Mexico? I'd sleep with one eye open if I were you.
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Beware of my temper, and the dog that I've found...
Yup. Stalin had Leon Trotsky whacked in Mexico.
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Beware of my temper, and the dog that I've found...
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