Just a Hairy Special Snowflake supply clerk with no field experience, shooting an Asymetric carbine as a Try Hard. Snarky and easily butt hurt. Favorite animal is the Cape Buffalo....likely indicative of a personality disorder.
"If I had a grandpa, he would look like Delbert Belton".
I've already signed several napkins with language about herpes corpses in preparation.
3/15/2016
I can write the stage called "2 for 1" where the shooter starts covered in peanut oil with two Vietnamese girls, a motorized rubber finger, and a faulty body wire.
One of my favorites and on city money!
You LEO undercover guys are having entirely too much fun doing your jobs.
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That a well-regulated militia, composed of the body of the people, trained to arms, is the proper, natural, and safe defense of a free state;