We here at PF are all very classy and cultured, but deep down even the most refined members harbor secret trashy vices. Here's the place to air them; I'll begin:
I like Tecate beer in a can.
I like microwave burritos from the Circle K.
I like Abba and most of the stuff Madonna did in the 80's and 90's.
I am 100% classy.
Even when I listen to all Katy Perry, Iggy Azalea, and Carly Rae Jepson. All while drinking that Champagne (pronounced Sham-pog-en) of beers, Miller High Life.
Band t-shirts.
Though not trashy it goes against my reformed better judgement... Adidas Superstars, especially with a nice patina.
Does Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, and Ke$ha count?
I have plenty more. Actually so many that I may just be a trashy person with flashes of refinement here and there.
Think for yourself. Question authority.
There's a difference between genuine trashy and affected trashy.
Affected trashy is the definition of hipsterism. Genuine trashy is devoid of intentional irony.
-my favorite breakfast is a sausage-egg-cheese biscuit from pretty much any major chain drive through.
-Does "Regular Show" count as trashy? Because I love "Regular Show".
-I'm also a big fan of "Pawn Stars".
-My style of dress is pretty much tshirts and shorts, all year, all week.
-Unless I'm rocking a Hawaiian shirt.
Let's see...
-Multiple Iron Maiden, Alice Cooper, Testament, Iced Earth, and Megadeth t-shirts.
-If it's after a hockey game (I play right wing), I can be found with a can of Miller Light (hey, it's free; provided by my team's captain).
-I enjoy Pawn Stars because of some of the legitimately interesting items they show.
-BIG fan of Ridiculousness on MTV as I seriously enjoy me some schadenfreude at the expense of people getting hurt doing stupid things like trying to ride a unicycle ON TOP of a spiked wrought iron fence when Murphy and gravity decide to take over.
Originally Posted by 1911guy
Fortunately, there is nothing ironic about my love of the Top Pop 40 and Miller High Life. Those are delightfully wonderful American inventions that I thoroughly enjoy.
It would be easier for me to talk about my few non-trashy indulgences. I am simply white trash with a decent job.
But to play along:
Pitbull
Old Crow
Hamm's beer because Pabst Blue Ribbon is no longer on the list as the damn hipsters ruined it. But back in the day... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3iVHxP8FQ
And of course all real country music, not the pop garbage that is passed off on the radio.
-Totino's combination pizza with sriracha sauce.
-Hunting with a crossbow during archery season.
-MSNBC and Fox News.
-Deadliest Catch.
I like to watch Orange is the New Black while only wearing a Ray Rice jersey.
Mike
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