What your carry holster says about you

[jetfire]

I've got jokes today.

What does your holster say about you?

Appendix carry IWB
What you think it says: “I’m on the cutting edge of modern carry methods. The top trainers use AIWB because it’s faster to get into the fight, offers better weapon retention, and superior dynamic deployability in a critical incident.”

What it actually says: “I am a mindless follower of trends, completely incapable of evaluating decisions based on need. I bought a .300 BLK when Travis Haley said they were cool, and I put an RDS on my Glock 26 because Gabe Suarez said it was the future of fighting handguns. Also, I will likely shoot my wiener.”

The only one I left out was fanny packs, and I'm kicking myself for that.

[Chuck Haggard]

I have never driven a Toyota.

Just sayin.

[orionz06]

Fanny packs are back!

[TCinVA]

A fanny pack says that you are a refined, sophisticated individual.

...or that 1/2 your wardrobe is Zubaz.

[Chuck Haggard]

I wear my fanny pack back and forth to the gym to work out, or to run with my pups, so fanny pack says I'm casual but ready, IMHO

[JHC]

That was a great blog post. I think the RCS VG2 deserves it's own shot however. Lots of material to work with for a clever fellow.

[Tamara]

The only one I left out was fanny packs, and I'm kicking myself for that.

Man, the fanny pack is a hanging curve, belt-high across the plate. You coulda jacked that one over the fence and you whiffed it.


(I like the Galco ones with the ripcord, myself. I think it's still in the attic, in case I get another mo'cycle. )

[orionz06]

Man, the fanny pack is a hanging curve, belt-high across the plate. You coulda jacked that one over the fence and you whiffed it.


(I like the Galco ones with the ripcord, myself. I think it's still in the attic, in case I get another mo'cycle. )

The tee was set too high.

[Chuck Haggard]

The tee was set too high.

^That's^ funny right there.

[mtnbkr]

You forgot pocket holsters:
What you think it says: "I am a practitioner of deep concealment and am always armed."
What it actually says: "I'm a lazy SOB who refuses to dress around or carry a sensible weapon."

FTR: I mostly pocket carry a j-frame 38special. Doing so right now in fact.

Chris