I literally laughed out loud at my desk.Originally Posted by orionz06
I literally laughed out loud at my desk.
What a relief. I was a-feared that one might go over your head.
Fanny packs
What you think it says: "Nobody would believe someone wearing something this dorky would be carrying a gun."
What it really says: "Only elderly Floridians and people trying to pretend they're not carrying a gun wear fanny packs, and you don't look octogenarian to me..."
I want to hear about ankle holsters, thigh rigs, Clip Grips, Mexican Carry, and ho carry.
Okie John
Can we please stop calling them fanny packs. Nobody wears them on their fanny. A more a appropriate description is a crotch pack...maybe a FUPA pack...
I like my rifles like my women - short, light, fast, brown, and suppressed.
Small of Back Carry.
In The Place Where England Used To Be, "fanny" refers to...
Recovering Gun Store Commando. My Blog: The Clue Meter
“It doesn’t matter what the problem is, the solution is always for us to give the government more money and power, while we eat less meat.”
Glenn Reynolds
What the hell is "ho carry?" Sounds gross.
Since I carry mine in my fishing vest, I guess I'm safe.
He will be a 'ho' in jail...
http://www.14news.com/story/16521783...-gun-in-rectum
That's all I got...
First of all. Holy Sh#@! I sure as hell wouldn't want my photo in the paper for sticking a 6" revolver up my 4th POC. Thats some freaky crap.
Secondly. Funny.
So says a man who forgets about Claude Werner and others like him, probably some that are even more dangerous.You forgot pocket holsters:
What you think it says: "I am a practitioner of deep concealment and am always armed."
What it actually says: "I'm a lazy SOB who refuses to dress around or carry a sensible weapon."
FTR: I mostly pocket carry a j-frame 38special. Doing so right now in fact.
ChrisBy the way I resemble that remark quite frequently. That J-frame is so easy to carry sometimes it's hard to say no.
Edited to add:
I shouldn't have waited until finishing my posts to read. Hilarious post Caleb.
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