How to start a gun/self defense internet forum controversy:

[SamuelBLong]

Thanks to Jack Leuba for the original idea.
I'm just following up on it two months down the line, since I was just involved in controversy today on another forum regarding pocket medical kits and improvised surgical airways.

Simply start a post or reply with topics such as:

• Admitting "I am Gecko45"
  
  
• My (insert pistol caliber here) will put em down in one shot guaranteed.
  
  
• I don't care what you say, the Serpa holster is just as safe as the Safariland ALS
  
  
• The SWAT-T tourniquet is just as good as a SOFT-W
  
  
• The 10mm reigns supreme for all applications
  
  
• My $600 DPMS AR is as good, if not better than your $1500 Knights Armament AR
  
  
• Hands down, the AK is better than the AR
  
  
• My (insert traditional combatives style here) is superior to your pressure tested MMA.
  
  
• Piston vs DI gun... Go.
  
  
• 7yd vs 25m vs 50/200yd, vs 100m zeroing
  
  
• Point shooting beats aimed fire any day
  
  

Feel free to contribute and add to the list. Keep it going. Have fun. Play nice - no personal attacks.

[Casual Friday]

"Do you carry with a round chambered?"

[Nephrology]

"hydrostatic shock"

"energy dump"

[Joe in PNG]

*"1911 problems"

*"(insert brand here) sucks"

*"Revolvers- useless in today's world?"

[orionz06]

*1911's are good guns
*1911's are bad guns

[hufnagel]

HK sucks and they hate you ?

[TR675]

The 2nd Amendment is subject to reasonable restrictions.

[hufnagel]

^^ that one sets the internets on fire.

[Haraise]

"I have your number."

[TR675]

"Unions are ________"