...and to think today you just have fangs
Rob Engh
BC, Canada
I don't get the strike zone in cricket, apparently. It's anywhere on the... batter? batsman? spanner? ...the guy holding the stick's torso, then?
Edited due to stoopidity.
Sorry, I'm as confused as the rules of cricket are.
If I remember even slightly correctly I think the bowler is trying to knock down the wickets behind the batter. In this case I think it was simply, hit Pierce Morgan. Which sounds do like an awesome game to me.
...and to think today you just have fangs
Rob Engh
BC, Canada
I think the the idea is to whack 'em in the wicket and then go out for a pint.
I think.
In a sort of ghastly simplicity we remove the organ and demand the function. We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honour and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful.” ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man
I'd buy a jersey for my local Piers Morgan Hitting team.Originally Posted by Slavex
I'd train harder than I've ever trained before to earn a spot on that team. I would go pro.
I wonder if we could petition to make this an Olympic sport
I do my best proofreading after I hit "Send"
All we need to do is start the rumors that Morgan is disparaging the Australian All Blacks Rugby team and we could be rid of him forever.
Just a Hairy Special Snowflake supply clerk with no field experience, shooting an Asymetric carbine as a Try Hard. Snarky and easily butt hurt. Favorite animal is the Cape Buffalo....likely indicative of a personality disorder.
"If I had a grandpa, he would look like Delbert Belton".
Ahem.
That's like the Los Angeles Cowboys cheerleaders, right?
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